All categories - 1 December 2007

2007-12-01 21:08:52 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Santa was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman was awaiting his arrival.
She begged him to stay and cuddle with her on the couch.Santa declined, saying "Ho-ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents, you know."
Trying again, the lovely young thing removed her clothing down to her underwear.
"OH Santa, won't you please stay?" she begged.
Taking a long look, Santa sighed and delivered a not too believable, "Ho-ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents, you know."
Not to be denied, this gorgeous female stripped off every stitch of remaining clothing, smiled and said in the sexiest voice imaginable, "Oh, Santa, please reconsider? Stay with me?"
With a very pained look on his face, Santa groaned and said very slowly, "Ho -ho,gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents you know."
And with that, he turned and left. Two minutes passed, and Santa reappeared, plopping himself down on the couch next to the beautiful girl.
"Santa! You decided to stay!" she exclaimed gleefully.
Santa grinned and said, "Hey - hey, gotta stay. Can't get up the chimney THIS way!"

2007-12-01 21:08:49 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Hiya. My wife experienced vaginal dryness the day after we played with some lube. we dont really need it, as she gets wet enough for intercourse, but the day after we noticed t wasnt as wet as tas y gets. Is this a side effect or a bad reaction/

2007-12-01 21:08:40 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2007-12-01 21:08:32 · 16 answers · asked by Sereny 3 in Philosophy

Or have you ever had them?

2007-12-01 21:08:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It is the hotspot yard sale .. and while u are at it get me some of your friends to buy from me...kk...

ABhishek

2007-12-01 21:07:37 · 1 answers · asked by abhishek 1 in Other - Home & Garden

NOTE - a sporting term NOT a sport.
example Slap shot (used in ice hockey)

2007-12-01 21:06:45 · 8 answers · asked by Puppet Dictator 5 in Movies

I will be visiting friends in Washignton DC for a week. I will have a duffel bag. Can I bring my luggage on the bus/metro since I will be coming from BWI? Thanks.

2007-12-01 21:06:14 · 4 answers · asked by stranger 1 in Washington, D.C.

USA use to be better. They used to play more movies and at night on weekends Up All night came on, show B movies.
" lively, energetic films uninhibited by the constraints imposed on more expensive projects and unburdened by the conventions of putatively "serious" independent film."-Wikipedia. I think It should be brought back. The late night host is extinct, lol. There's a petition to bring the show back. Rhonda Shear has the rights. Here's the link: http://www.petitiononline.com/moviefan/p...

Thanks.

2007-12-01 21:05:33 · 1 answers · asked by Masquerade Midnight 1 in Other - Television

2007-12-01 21:05:15 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

He makes a comment about me having to wear a wig if I were to hypotheticallty cut my hair. It sounded shallow so I said so, and he gets upset and says he's never been shallow in his life. The next day when I bring it up he says he was joking about the wig comment, but I felt that his tone proved otherwise, because unlike him I know a joke when I hear one. I think he is trying to accomodate me by saying the right things but all I want is for him to be honest. I told him that I didn't believe him, and now he thinks that I'm upset about the "joke" that was made. I'm upset because only when I brought up the shallow comment the next day, he changed his story around to get out of the hot seat which makes me believe that he's lying. If someone's upset at a joke you make, wouldn't you try to nip an argument in the bud and proclaim " Hey I'm just joking. There's no need to get upset ? " I think he's just stupid because I've explained to him in a letter and texts what the issue is. Comments?

2007-12-01 21:04:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Being a single mother, I wanted to do everything perfectly when it came to raising my son. One day, he came to me with the age-old question...."Mom, where did I come from?" Since I considered myself a fairly hip, enlightened woman, I immediately stopped what I was doing and sat down with my six-year-old child to begin the oh-so important explanation about the birds and the bees. I navigated, fairly cleverly I thought, through the basics, explaining what I believed a six-year old would understand. He listened intently, his eyes never leaving my face, never once interrupting me and seemingly very interested in what I had to say.

I was feeling quite proud of myself, feeling as though I had met and managed a milestone in the "motherhood" department. My pleasure with my success was short-lived, however, when my son looked directly at me, his head cocked slightly to one side and said, "No, mom not sex. I mean like Lisa came from Pensacola, where did I come from?"

You just never really know what is going on in their little minds, do you?

2007-12-01 21:04:22 · 18 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I have aready writen my family ,my school,my interests,hobby,lifestyle
But it is still too short
What else can I add
I need it this afternoon.Thank you

2007-12-01 21:03:31 · 8 answers · asked by FranklinHOBIBI 3 in Homework Help

i want to have the best Christmas ever

2007-12-01 21:03:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas

1. Move to Australia
2. Stay in the US and pay healthcare for immigrants
3. Watch "The View"

2007-12-01 21:03:02 · 12 answers · asked by seriously omg 3 in Politics

When reffering to something to do with the jaw/teeth?


I had jaw surgery 6 mnoths ago and people often mentiontion the word TMJ. What does that mean?

2007-12-01 21:02:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dental

...would you most want to meet?

2007-12-01 21:02:28 · 16 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

I hear so many couples having problems when it comes time to buy a wedding ring. The men are looking for something to say I am married a simple gold band and the woman want Fort Knox. Will a bigger ring make your marriage better? and why do so many people go into debt over a 5 minute wedding ceremony. For those of you who have never attended a wedding or been married yes it is not long at all with the actual bride and groom. Does anyone know the ansewers to these questions? Why not put some of this money into the future of the marriage?

2007-12-01 21:01:14 · 11 answers · asked by Reggie M 2 in Weddings

2007-12-01 21:00:56 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Vegetarian & Vegan

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"

Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."

"That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?"

Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."

"Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?"

Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy murders people, steals from them, and drinks."

The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and asked if there might be some logical explanation.

Billy's father said, "I'm actually an attorney. But how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?

2007-12-01 21:00:38 · 18 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put the little sod on the phone, I'm lost and need directions."

2007-12-01 20:59:59 · 13 answers · asked by Croeso 6 in Senior Citizens

2007-12-01 20:59:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Careers & Employment

Alot of my friends want to as well.

God Bless America

2007-12-01 20:59:51 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-01 20:59:48 · 16 answers · asked by Hilda S 3 in Other - Beauty & Style

does it really work,
is there an age that it wouldn't work at,
can it be done safely,
& what's it like to be a sort of demi-god?
(more power, more responsibility? :P)

2007-12-01 20:59:44 · 3 answers · asked by bandaidsrcool 2 in Mental Health

2007-12-01 20:59:36 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I have a lot of faith in my God and what i believe, but i don't exactly follow it. I like to drink on the weekends and, as i know this is immoral bahavior, i don't want to quit. I am also starting to doubt my beliefs overall. What should i do?

2007-12-01 20:59:17 · 17 answers · asked by ktas9 2 in Religion & Spirituality

because im single and i got a little tipsy and kissed a few girls - two of whom have boyfriends.

basically i didnt think i was doing anything wrong or bad, but i recently found out that one of the girl's boyfriend had been trying to figure out if it was cheating...

personally; i thought it was completely innocent because we're all friends!! but it got me wondering...

2007-12-01 20:59:15 · 6 answers · asked by Ariel 4 in Singles & Dating

2007-12-01 20:58:51 · 3 answers · asked by Hessam 1 in Mathematics

Alright, I know the drill. Be worried if there's a difference in color, texture or odor, or if there's other problems like pain and the such.
Here's the deal though, the occurance of my discharge is what's weird. I mean, it's normal in that it's clear (white if it dries before I can change) and has no particular odor in and of itself, slick and liquid, with no lumps or anything in it. Normally, I get this discharge when I get excited, sexually or otherwise, get scared, cry, laugh real hard, sudden shocks, get angry, it runs the gammot.
But now, it just seems to keep flowing when these things happen, heavier than usual. It's still the same, color, odor, texture, just a different amount. Any ideas as to the cause? And is it serious enough to take straight to the gyno, or could I wait and observe more?

I admit to the possibility of pregnancy. I have been having unprotected sex with my boyfriend in the last 6 months. And there was a single tiny stabbing pain the other day?

2007-12-01 20:58:42 · 4 answers · asked by Shel K 3 in Women's Health