All categories - 28 November 2007

Sorry but I want to give away some points.

2007-11-28 20:15:12 · 13 answers · asked by Youth of Noble Birthright 2 in Religion & Spirituality

A Nun & a Soldier

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."

2007-11-28 20:14:59 · 23 answers · asked by Nessie from Loch Ness 6 in Jokes & Riddles

The 120 seats on an Alaska Airlines flight were completely booked, with each of the 120 passengers having different assigned seats. The passengers entered the plane one-by-one. Unfortunately, the first passenger, Joe Isclumsy, couldn't read his boarding pass because he spilled coffee on it and sat in a (uniformly) random seat. Each subsequent passenger sat in their assigned seat if it was available when they entered and sat in a (uniformly) random empty seat otherwise. What is the probability that the last passenger sat in their assigned seat?

2007-11-28 20:14:48 · 1 answers · asked by David 2 in Mathematics

2007-11-28 20:14:35 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My name is Hayleydanielle YES it is ONE WORD not Hayley Danielle but Haileydanielle I know laugh all you want but anywho, I'm in the 8th grade and I know my name is weird and alot of people at school think it is cool but Its so freaking long I was thinking about maybe going by either Hayley or Danielle but i can't ever choice which one I like better, I never really thought to much about it bc ppl just give me nick names. What do you think Keep my name or change it to one of those?


P.s I know ...i ask my mom all the time what was she thinking!

2007-11-28 20:14:23 · 36 answers · asked by Summer 1 in Baby Names

great news this morning the police have made arrests for gun offences, it is under stood one hundred people have been caught.great news for the public,,Now Watch how once again the law will let these officers down, and the publc by passing sentences (if any) that do not, in anyway fit the crime does anyone, feel the same as I do that the laws in this counrty the Uk fall far short of what should be applied in many many cases ?.

2007-11-28 20:13:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

I broke my lease a year ago because I had a stalkerish ex BF who kept harassing me.
I did not tell my landlord until afte ri moved out becaus ei lived in small town.
I moved 100 miles away.
I was payed up with 15 days remaining for rest of the month.
My security was 4250.00.
Whne I contacted him 2 months late rhe told me he hadnt rented it yet and was keeping deposit.
Well just by chance nearly a year later I found out that my place was rented only 2 weeks after I MOVED out!!!
So he is NOT supposed to collect double rent (keep my whole security while getting new rent)
I told him that and since i live far away he is ignoring me.
Short of going there and asking curren tenants what day they moved in, how can i get that money back ???

2007-11-28 20:13:37 · 4 answers · asked by Leea 1 in Renting & Real Estate

This letter sounds quite typical from this guy (we like eachother, havent had the chance to go out on a date yet) And he wrote me this "Sarah,

Hello--how are you?? I just figured out how to access my e-mail from home...they have codes we have to get to check it from home. Have you decided what you are going to do for your Birthday ? After I finally got home today my Mom told me that you had called. I would call you now but you might be sleeping, so I'll call you tomorrow.
I have 5 days off work !

Goodnight "
It sounds like he is trying to get somewhere in that letter? I dont know if it is just me tho..what do you think! ty :)
only thing that makes me mad is he didn't call me today like he said, he allways does that and I do NOT understand! I mean, he would not willingly tell me he IS going to call me unless he planned on it right?..but he is crazy infatuated with me..

2007-11-28 20:13:25 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

just to have a go at you

2007-11-28 20:13:11 · 23 answers · asked by not me 6 in Polls & Surveys

I would discribe it like a ripple in the water.
I just need the word for it please.

2007-11-28 20:13:11 · 9 answers · asked by Rich S 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation

Im a scorpio female and im wondering about this tauras guy

2007-11-28 20:13:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

If you need to travel somewhere for an emergency and you can proove it,is there any resources for free flight tickets?

2007-11-28 20:12:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Embassies & Consulates

1. If you believe in God then why fear death? Dying means going to God sooner and there can be nothing better than that. Why sustain life if you truly believe?



2. Does God care about intelligence? Getting an education once you know the word of God, put your faith in God and follow him means little to God.

2007-11-28 20:12:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

If I was to lntroduce a flat rate of income tax of 10 - 15% encourage the use of private healthcare, schools through a voucher system or subidies. privatise any new roads to be built and allow free trade and foreign ownership and investment
and give people freedom choice and personal responsibility

2007-11-28 20:12:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

I'm serious. Does anyone want to change their beliefs? Not most. Why waste our time? I hate to say this, but I think we have no choice but to let the big boys handle it. I just hope they do the right thing. Whatever that might be.

2007-11-28 20:11:46 · 30 answers · asked by Pink Panther 4 in Global Warming

If you could use a time turner (like Hermione's), and go back a few hours to interact with your past self, would you get it on?

If nothing else, it'd be good practice, eh?

2007-11-28 20:11:41 · 22 answers · asked by Sapphrodite® 5 in Polls & Surveys

what would you prefer?

2007-11-28 20:11:36 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I had a dream last night about my best (girl) mate. I dreamt that she had just broken up from her boyfriend and had walked over to me crying. She came up to me and hugged me. She hugged me for what seemed like ages. She then whispered in my ear, 'Don't let go of your dreams.'
What do you think this means???

2007-11-28 20:11:30 · 3 answers · asked by Rated R[ollo] Superstar 2 in Dream Interpretation

There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

2007-11-28 20:11:30 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-28 20:11:17 · 10 answers · asked by dianna b 1 in Hockey

2007-11-28 20:11:08 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I heard years ago ,A christmas song that came out that is accually narrative,being some one tells the story of Christs life in a story form.A line states that he is the only man who split time,another that he never owned a home , Its a good song and I want to share with my fiancee and family but I forgot the name and artist

2007-11-28 20:10:31 · 1 answers · asked by DEEOHGEE 2 in Christmas

well m in a 3 years relationshp with a muslim girl who is far away frm my sight! on 24th of this month she called me for a while and told me that boy i need some time to think more deeply about our relationship as in future we both might have to face many problems...like relegion and parental facts..... well dis is my 5th month entering islam...i mean i have acceptd islam .... my problem is that she's not kalling me and her cell is switched off..she switched off because she wanted her time..thats what she told me.... then why she didnt call me yet...she wnted a 7 days period bt yet... :( i try to self anhilate bt failed...because i always loved her like anything..kindly tell me ... i have no patience nd my emotions are like always high... being a man i cry like anything and morova i stop eating foods .. i dnt knw wt is written in my faith bt can you pray once for my relationship.... i vl die seriously..help me please i beg you all! love you all.... hw will i wait..... alone...like this

2007-11-28 20:10:27 · 30 answers · asked by I๓ρєяเãl ãяc° ™ 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-11-28 20:09:41 · 6 answers · asked by waterinpool 3 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-11-28 20:09:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

When i start my computer either:
1) my desktop loads up fine but then every 10 seconds it refreshes (explorer.exe refreshes)
2) i get a blank desktop without any icons or anything and i have to hit control+alt+ delete to get into task manager and manually have explorer.exe run. Then the desktop starts refreshing/restarting after every 10 seconds.

its really annoying and i have finals in the next 2 days so please somebody help me fix this.

I ran ad-aware and cleared all the infections. I am running a virus scan and it says i have got 2 trojans: oaif.exe (SHeur.ADXU) and rtfjiqam.exe (Generic_c.FPC). they were healed...same problem.
i tried running the computer in safe mode and the desktop still refreshes every 10 seconds. I tried doing system restore, but it doesn't matter what point i choose it says system restore incompelete. Now i am out of ideas and frustrated. Please help.

My computer is a dell laptop inspiron 600m, 1GB Mem, 80GB HDD and running windows xp home with sp2.

2007-11-28 20:09:17 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Security

2007-11-28 20:08:53 · 6 answers · asked by You were adopted 2 in Polls & Surveys

1st im going to say please non JW's dont make any rude unknowledgable comments. ok so this happened almost 4 years ago and til this day it still bugs me. I was 17 and dating a non JW and we realized we loved each other and wanted to get married. he knew of my religion and respected my beliefs about sex before marriage and what not. anyways i told my parent about him and my dad was the P.O at the time (presiding overseer i think that's what it stands for sorry i go to a spanish hall and dont know what a lot of the names are in English) anyways he told me to go to the elders and tell them i was going to marry a non JW (i also wasnt baptized yet) anyways they censored me (not disfellowship, i was a publisher at the time and they just took the privilage away censored i think is what its called) anyways a special commity of elders had to be formed since all the elders at the hall where my dad, and 3 of my uncles. all the elders in the commity didnt like my dad and other elders said

2007-11-28 20:08:45 · 13 answers · asked by ~::JAEL::~ 6 in Religion & Spirituality

I recently broke up with my bf of 2.5 years. he was a total jerk and he cheated on me. This is my second long term relationship (I had another of 4 years) and I feel that I have enough experience to know what I am looking for in a future partner now. I have started getting sweet with an old high school friend (I am 21) and he is just the sweetest most tender person ever. I know that he is interested in a relationship with me. Should I get involved with him so soon after a huge break up?

2007-11-28 20:08:44 · 13 answers · asked by patty 1 in Singles & Dating

is it like a mutual fund? i dont have a job or anything can i still invest in ROTH IRA ?? or stick with mutual fund whats the diff

2007-11-28 20:08:31 · 4 answers · asked by Frosty Z 1 in Investing