A Nun & a Soldier
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."
2007-11-28 20:14:59 · 23 answers · asked by Nessie from Loch Ness 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Totally brill. Nun are as good as that one. I'll have to soldier on to find one better
Have a star.
2007-11-29 17:07:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao..
What a beaut..
10/10*
2007-11-29 12:33:21 · answer #2 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
Very unexpected ending, star for you!
2007-11-29 11:09:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately I have heard it before! Still Absolutely Freakin’ Hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha Ha! Here’s your star!!!
2007-11-29 05:44:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-29 10:56:47 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha now that deserves a star.
2007-11-29 05:14:24 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-11-29 04:19:06 · answer #7 · answered by i am jacks fingers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not so funny the second time it was posted
2007-11-29 04:22:20 · answer #8 · answered by lyn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very good lol, keep em comin )
2007-11-29 05:47:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I think I'll tell some people. :O :D
2007-11-29 04:39:28 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋