There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.
2007-11-28 20:11:30 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
didnt see that coming!!
starred!!
2007-11-29 16:20:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
The logical joke, lol.!!!
Excellent Chris so 10/10.!!!
Cheers mate that got me laughing.!!!
Fantastic result for Liverpool last night.!!!
2007-11-29 10:19:30 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good one! Ha Ha! 100!
2007-11-29 05:57:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Looks like you are in top form this morning. Lol
2007-11-29 04:13:42 · answer #4 · answered by .... 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great joke, keep the good stuff coming!
Star for you :)
2007-11-29 11:10:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i like that 1
2007-11-29 04:56:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Very very good! Liked that! Star!
2007-11-29 04:52:41 · answer #7 · answered by emzy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-29 10:57:33 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha brilliant again
thanks for sharing this morning
star awarded.
2007-11-29 05:12:44 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Keep these coming im bored lol.
2007-11-29 04:17:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OOOOhhhh! My! Gosh! That is Absolutely Freakin’ Brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Truly star worthy!!!
2007-11-29 05:30:58 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋