All categories - 27 November 2007

Will a Wireless G Router work with my Xbox 360? i need something that would connect my Xbox 360 to my router (in another room) and then to the internet.

2007-11-27 08:46:09 · 3 answers · asked by Everett 1 in Computer Networking

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it! I am going to set up a test that will run two hours, and I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent emails. They sent out emails with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But 10 minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder clapped, the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically and screamed, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went off!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of diligent work. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it?"

God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."

2007-11-27 08:46:08 · 6 answers · asked by Patty M 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Im 40 weeks and scheduled for induction in 8 days if spontaneous labor does not begin by then. The reason for only witing until 41 weeks is that my original due date was on the 20th and was pushed back after a 10wk ultrasound. Since the risk of fetal death grows the longer you wait and using my LMP numbers waiting could be riskier they scheduled an induction at 41(dec.5) which may more accurately be more like 43 weeks. I can back out if I want, my midwife has me taking 1500 mg evening primrose oil to help me continue to soften and dilatate, Im 60% effaced and about a centimeter and a half, but have been for about 3 weeks.
What would you do? Anyone have a similar situation? And did the oil help you prepare for labor?

2007-11-27 08:46:07 · 19 answers · asked by kaseysospacey 3 in Pregnancy

its obvious to see that my cat has a hairball that wont come out.

for a couple of days now, shes been throwing up and then stops, but when shes gonna throw up, it doesnt come out and then shes all happy again. Shes 13 years old, and shes sick...cause shes old, she has cancer and a large tumor, but that may have no effect on her throwing up. But its obvious to see she has a hair ball that won come out. is there a way i can help her get it out, or safley digest it?

thanks!

2007-11-27 08:46:01 · 12 answers · asked by Hi 5 in Cats

I got 6x cubed + 9x squared y - 12x cubed y squared. I don't know if that's right though...

2007-11-27 08:45:48 · 2 answers · asked by music4life6661 1 in Homework Help

While sitting in the parking lot late at night with one of my friends, a cop car pulled up next to us. He shined his light inside and asked what we were doing. He didn't believe we were just talking, so he came over and asked for our licenses. After talking for about five minutes, he told me to unlock the back door. I unlocked the back door for him, but he opened the door and he never asked for permission to search the vehicle. He then claimed to have found a marijuana leaf, and asked if anyone smoked marijuana in the car previously. I said one of my friends did and then told me to step out of the car. He then patted me down, and searched my pockets, where he found a bag with a couple grams of marijuana and my pipe. After, he repeatedly asked me if I could buy marijuana from my dealer, and threatened to check back if I didn't call his partner to provide him with information. Can I still argue that the cop did an illegal search of my vehicle in court? What about entrapment?

2007-11-27 08:45:47 · 11 answers · asked by sephirothviipsx12848 1 in Law & Ethics

Assuming heaven is an actual place you go to when you die, a real kingdom (I myself do not believe, so Atheists please go with the 'assuming' part, rather than argue it's not), what do you think you are likely to find there?

2007-11-27 08:45:44 · 24 answers · asked by ? 5 in Religion & Spirituality

I'm thinking of getting side bangs and layers. My hair is pretty thin, but I think side bangs only look good with layers. I want something like this:

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z208/floral_serenade/ashlee_simpson.jpg

This is what I look like (I couldn't find any pictures with my hair down):
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z208/floral_serenade/DSC00231.jpg

2007-11-27 08:45:38 · 39 answers · asked by Isise 3 in Hair

For some reason when I'm shoe shopping and a salesperson comes up to me and tries to help me, it stresses me out and I get very angry and annoyed. Does anyone else have this problem? lol

2007-11-27 08:45:36 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

The housing market is already worse than back in 1990 and we still have a ways to go.
Investing in the American economy and the dollar now is just plain stupid.
Abu Dhabi is on crack.

2007-11-27 08:45:33 · 3 answers · asked by David K 4 in Investing

Rate me 1-10, 1 being ugly etc etc. I'm the first one on the right. Yes i am a model. i don't do THAT much modelling 'cause im still in school. This is one of 3 major runway shows i did.
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/9196/couture30jt.jpg

2007-11-27 08:45:30 · 16 answers · asked by A Saucerful of Secrets 2 in Polls & Surveys

I know someone who is trying to get a green card, but used a fake Social Security number while working in the U.S. Will this affect his approval?

2007-11-27 08:45:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

There is a cartoon online somewhere where all of the characters are singing. At the end voldermolt (spelling) sings volde molt
volde molt
volde volde volde molt
or something silly like that where can I find this?

2007-11-27 08:45:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-11-27 08:45:13 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2007-11-27 08:44:55 · 7 answers · asked by SUNSHINE C 1 in Trying to Conceive

What yall think?

2007-11-27 08:44:44 · 3 answers · asked by Antwuan (Giants Superbowl XLVI Champs!!!) 7 in Basketball

next to shipping costs i.e GBP 78.00

2007-11-27 08:44:32 · 21 answers · asked by karen 2 in Other - Internet

I am applying for residency for my parents to the US and I need copies of their birth certificates. Unfortunately, they dont have copies since both are born in 1947 and I guess Mumbai doesnt keep records from then. Is there any service or website that can help me with getting this information?

2007-11-27 08:44:30 · 6 answers · asked by virgo_07 2 in Immigration

Nothing has ever been right between my in-laws and me, and this is why.

2007-11-27 08:44:21 · 7 answers · asked by danashelchan 5 in Other - Politics & Government

HOW TO GET A LIFE

It's never easy to overcome innate nerdity, a serious Internet addiction, or a hard-core computer gaming habit, but trying usually isn't as painful as kidney stones.

Difficulty Level: Hard
Time Required: Years

Here's How:


Let go of the mouse.

Turn off the computer.

Play a game of solitaire with a real deck of cards.

Eat something other than taco chips.

Fart without recording it and putting it up your Web page.

Get some sleep in bed rather than on your keyboard.

Next time you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, don't tell everyone on your ICQ list about it.

Open a window without turning your computer back on (yes, it is possible).

Very gradually expose your eyes to increasingly bright light so as to avoid damage or permanent sun blindness.

When you feel prepared for a massive dose of non-CRT radiation, put on welding goggles and go outside.

If you see someone, say "Hi" to them instead of trying to make the modem connect sound.

Visit a friend that you haven't spoken to in years because they don't have an email address.

Have ".com" officially removed from behind your name.

Go on a date with someone you didn't meet in a chat room.

2007-11-27 08:44:20 · 3 answers · asked by Patty M 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I just wanted to know before I waste my time and money

2007-11-27 08:44:19 · 1 answers · asked by Brenda 2 in Higher Education (University +)

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The very first steps you took as a child ?

2007-11-27 08:44:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A prophetic statement to be sure: *wink*

"See how he cowers and sneaks, how vaguely all the day he fears, not being immortal nor divine, but the slave and prisoner of his own opinion of himself, a fame won by his own deeds. Public opinion is a weak tyrant compared with our own private opinion. What a man thinks of himself, that is which determines, or rather indicates his fate........The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation. ....A stereotype by unconscious despair is concealed even under what are called the games and amusements of mankind. There is no play in them, for this comes after work. But it is a characteristic of wisdom not to do desperate things?"

Sounds like someone we may know of?

2007-11-27 08:44:15 · 10 answers · asked by Grace 5 in Senior Citizens

2007-11-27 08:44:10 · 10 answers · asked by April 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 08:44:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

2007-11-27 08:43:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

I'm looking for a frog graphic- non animated preferably- with a frog turned to the side in sitting position- kind of at a 45 degree angle. If you can find one puckering it'd be great! I need this by Friday- the 30th!

2007-11-27 08:43:50 · 2 answers · asked by sticky nikki 3 in Drawing & Illustration

xbox 360, wii or ps3 what do you have?

2007-11-27 08:43:49 · 9 answers · asked by Hurricane 4 in Video & Online Games

2007-11-27 08:43:44 · 2 answers · asked by Kay 1 in Other - Education