Good joke....?

Question

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it! I am going to set up a test that will run two hours, and I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent emails. They sent out emails with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But 10 minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder clapped, the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically and screamed, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went off!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of diligent work. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it?"

God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."

Answer 1

i dont get how you guys joke about god and holy stuff like that and when someone finds them offensive you give them a lecutre of "ppl with no sense of humor " clearly if you had good sesne of humor you would have no problems in making good jokes about stuff that aint related to religoins you need to expane your fild to get as many as "subject" jokes more

Answer 2

Funny! 10!

Answer 3

Yes, this is a very good joke.

Answer 4

OMG I heard this one before so funny.LOL

Answer 5

Excellent !!! .....Very Nice I really like this one , STAR for you !

Answer 6

hahahahahahahahaha