All categories - 27 November 2007

how woud i find the antiderivative of 2Sin3x
and also the antiderivative of 1+2Cos2x

thanx!!!

2007-11-27 11:42:30 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

"And now can anyone tell me where God lives?" asked the teacher.
"I can, teacher," replied one bright lad. "He lives in our bathroom."
"Why do you see that?"
"Because every morning my dad yells at the bathroom door: 'God! are you still there??'"

Funny?

2007-11-27 11:42:28 · 6 answers · asked by Lei Al 2 in Jokes & Riddles

if so, how do you know when its okay?

if not, does that mean if you are in germany during the nazi regime and the authorities come to ask if you are housing jews you gotta go with the bible and NOT LIE?

do cut and dry commandments rob us of the ability to excercise our own moral judgement?

2007-11-27 11:42:28 · 15 answers · asked by Jeff S Phoenix_AM 3 in Religion & Spirituality

I saw on a website some cases recieve an approval letter and don't need to go to an immigration interview but yet others need to. Why?

2007-11-27 11:41:48 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

2007-11-27 11:41:40 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Am i burned out??? i used to study alot ... (i am a premed junior honor student) well this semester i have not been doing as well. I had to Q drop a class for first time.. I have a hard time trying to read a chapter ( takes me 10 hours vs the usual 4) umm i have a hard time trying to get myself to study. I find little things like very hard and seem very tiring when they are small. I feel sad most of the time.. my selfesteem is very low . What do i do to fix myself ... oh yes and i have been forgetting things that i know well for example the apartment that i live in .. a movie i watched 2 weeks ago .. What is wrong with me please if there is someone that takes psychology help me or anybody

2007-11-27 11:41:30 · 10 answers · asked by hero23211 1 in Psychology

Jesus came to die for you so you may live with Him in harmony forever???!

2007-11-27 11:41:26 · 20 answers · asked by svstar91 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Just curious. Answer age and yes or no, please don't give reasoning, I honestly don't care why or why not. Thanx!!!
Please answer in this format:
EX:
Yes
Age- 10

2007-11-27 11:41:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

i could block my number but i dont really wanna call him...

2007-11-27 11:41:21 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

one is there to hear it, how the hell can we say "God is dead"?

2007-11-27 11:41:11 · 8 answers · asked by Necromancer 3 in Philosophy

ok theres this girl i like and i can tell she likes me and so her and i talk we text eachother so she was going through a hard time with her boyfriend and i was there for her and so she appreciated that but i asked her how her bf is doing and she said idk the last thing she said was he wanted a break all of a sudden
but i want to tell her how i feel about her how do i do it
or should i wait
please help me

2007-11-27 11:41:09 · 40 answers · asked by brandon f 1 in Singles & Dating

Is 66 degrees cold or hot to u??
To me is is cold (burrr)

2007-11-27 11:41:05 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and possibly tell me if its any good. it isn't finished and supposed to be about HIV. its for a scholarship so please help.

A woman with a tear stained face paced her living room floor as she called yet another of her daughter’s friends. She was doing everything the police had told her to do when she called at four o’clock. Erica was to be home by three o’clock and it’s not like her to be an hour late. So needless to say the police didn’t take her “missing child” too seriously. They assured her that they get calls like this all the time only to find out that the child went to a friend’s home without permission, but a mother knows better…

The hours went by, calling every person she could think of, but no one had seen or heard from Erica. It wasn’t until around eleven that Karen heard noises at the front door. She rushed to the door and opened it to find Erica curled up on the top step, half dressed, bruised, and bloody. Karen’s worst fears came true as she fell to her knees in front of Erica.

“Who did this to you?” Karen asked as she lightly touched her daughter’s bruised cheek. Erica’s response was uncontrollable sobs at her mother’s touch.

Karen went back inside the house, grabbed her car keys and a blanket, and ran back to her daughter. She picked Erica up and helped her into the car. The drive to the hospital was quiet with an occasional sniff from Erica. When they arrived, Karen ran inside and screamed that her daughter had been raped. One person grabbed a wheelchair and two others ran out with him to the car. When they reached the car all three of them gently put Erica in the wheelchair and rushed her into the emergency room with Karen following close behind. When Karen went into the back room where they were taking Erica a lady grabbed her arm.

“Ma’am… Ma’am, you can’t go back there.”

“Why not!? My daughter needs me. So if you don’t mind,” with Karen jerked her arm out of the lady’s grasp, and started to walk way, only to be stopped by the same lady.

“Ma’am they can’t treat your daughter until you have filled out the papers.”

Reluctantly, Karen turned around and went back to the waiting room to fill out the papers. The seconds felt like years as she answered each question and filled out all the blanks on the papers. Karen was still filling out papers when two police officers walked in and talked to the lady at the front desk. The lady said something then pointed at Karen; the officers walked over and stopped about two feet in front of her.

“Ma’am, my partner and I would like to ask you a few questions,” said the taller of the two officers.

“Yeah, sure. Ask away,” Karen said never looking up from the papers.

“Well first I think we should tell you there has been a string of rapes over the last month and we believe your daughter has been the latest victim.”

Looking up Karen said, “I haven’t heard anything on the news about this.”

“The department is trying to keep it under wraps to prevent copycats,” replied the other officer.

“But there’s one more thing you need to know,” the tall one speaking up again. “If your daughter was raped by this man, she will test positive for HIV.

2007-11-27 11:40:52 · 5 answers · asked by Loved 4 in Books & Authors

Well as u can tell its about greenhouse gas emiisions, and i nd the answer ASAP plz :), and ty to everyone that have answered my previous question :)

2007-11-27 11:40:44 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Earth Sciences & Geology

“Our zoo profits are dropping dramatically. We might become bankrupt very soon if we don’t think of something new to attract more visitors,” Alien 10 ferociously said.

“Well, what we could do is capture more zazacas,” Alien 13 gently replied.

“You tell me how that would increase our profits when we already have plenty of zazacas,“
Alien 10 angrily replied as his fist hit the desk.

“Sorry, it was just a suggestion,” Alien 13 responded, stuttering.

Alien 10 said, “Well can you keep your foolish ideas to yourself?”

Alien 15 responded, ”I have the perfect idea. Alien Scientist 324 recently discovered a new planet where the people call themselves 'humans.' They live on a Planet Called 'Earth,' the 294th planet found with life on it. But, out of all the planets with life on them, there's is the most uncivilized. They have noses on their faces instead of their arms! Isn’t that weird? They also have two arms instead of three. They are truly ugly looking. Now, let me tell you how unintelligent these humans are. They haven’t discovered teleportation or cloning. They haven’t even discovered how to make devices to allow themselves to contact each other telepathically. Instead, they carry around these large devices called 'cellular phones,' which are truly annoying. They make these ringing sounds.”

Alien 10 interrupted. “As much as I would like to hear about this highly unsophisticated, extra-terrestrial biological entity, what does this have to do with our zoo? You're off subject.“

"Well your alien supremeness, I say we teleport to this highly unsophisticated planet, enter in one of their human hospitals, take a baby human, teleport back to our planet, and place him in a zoo,” Alien 15 said while putting his three hands in the air widely.

“Do you have the coordinates to a hospital on Earth and temporary DNA changers so we can transform into one of these humans?“ Alien 10 asked.

“Though they might still be stuck in the digital age, we shouldn’t interfere with this civilization. It isn’t nice. How would you like it if someone just put you in a zoo?“ Alien 13 replied. Everyone laughed simultaneously

“They're not people, they're humans,” someone replied.

“What are the coordinates to this planet, Alien 15,” Alien 10 said, still laughing at the comment Alien 13 a made.

"540 by 905 are the exact coordinates, sir, and here is a sample of human hair. Put it on the DNA modifier. It will change us to humans, but we will still have our superior alien brains," Alien 15 said back as 10 put in the information to his watch and teleported to a human hospital.

"We need to be quick and agile if we are going to succeed," Alien 10 said, looking at a vending machine. "I wonder what a human liquefied edible element tastes like," thought Alien 10 to himself as he tried to get a drink by shaking the machine.
Telepathically and the zoo profits went up tremendously over the pass few days. Plenty of people visited The Global Zoo of Mathgloboor. The human was the greatest attraction after a month the zoo profits rise way higher then expected seventy billion gold pieces .Years went past the human had know knowledge of himself a feral child isolated from humans not able to speak his on lauagage but the zoo was the largest its all of mathgloboor and all of the employees became rich.. The human became like a jungle animal walking on four legs licking up the much they placed on his floor cage. Until one day a Alien 13 was sadden by what the did and decided to make a change. Alien 13 was a extremely intelligent scientist he worked at the zoo from the side. Throughout the years he was working on a device powered by water it could transmit knowledge to outsiders. And he finally was about to hook it up when it was night. He put the wires in the humans brain and transmitted the knowledge that was needed to who he was. I know who I am said the human I want to return to my planet . The only way to can go back to earth is if you meet with the Alien overlord a cruel dictator who runs this planet and who’s ancestor have run
This planet vigorously. Unless you somehow fight him but you wouldn’t have any chances of winning unless you well no. . Tell me I need to go back to my planet for so long I never knew who I was but now I know who I am I don’t even know my name my family said the human. Look walk from here to over their alien 13. And the human did.
Just as I thought the gravitational pull from this planet Is 43653 times stronger then the one on Earth. Meaning you have somewhat adapted to this planet you have gotten used to the high gravity of this planet in comparison with earth if you go back to earth where the gravirt is so low your muscles would have developed further than normal. Making the very strong so you can jump high and low run very fast and possibly fly alien 13 said quietly. But how is this going to help me go back to earth the human said eagerly.

2007-11-27 11:40:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

where do you live?

2007-11-27 11:39:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I mean personallty weise. I'ts for a book where my charater is a child- but i want the charater to be like Gene Simmons was as a child. I want your infrence!
Thank you!

2007-11-27 11:39:50 · 5 answers · asked by Dokken Girl 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 11:39:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cars & Transportation

I'm thinking of how my buddy made fun of me for doing something (I thought was thrifty)

2007-11-27 11:39:37 · 8 answers · asked by MR. T. 6 in Polls & Surveys

Is Annapolis purely a George Bush event, which everybody else comes merely to provide a background, in face of Bush's present and future fiascos in Iraq and Iran?

There is no talking about the core issues, nor a timetable for the next stages after the conference, and it is not sure who would come and for what purpose, other than to be photographed. Is the aim of getting photographed worthy of making of so much fuss?

There is so much disastrous between the Israeli and Palestinian bridegrooms and brides, that even small differences would loom large. And if the worst happens and there will be no agreement achieved, what then? We already have bitter experiences of earlier occasions.

2007-11-27 11:39:36 · 6 answers · asked by stale mate 3 in Current Events

Im writing a paper and my brain is not really working right now so help me out ha

2007-11-27 11:39:32 · 7 answers · asked by Neweyes777 4 in Words & Wordplay

.....or pepsi. I've heard both.


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2007-11-27 11:39:30 · 19 answers · asked by gumby 7 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-27 11:39:27 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 11:39:26 · 4 answers · asked by Jennifer H 4 in Christmas

Saving photos to my Picture file is okay, but when I click on the picture for full screen, it opens in word pad and is just a jumble of symbols. How can I get it to open like it should?

2007-11-27 11:39:25 · 3 answers · asked by mels_male 1 in Other - Computers

After all he made some with questioning seeking minds

2007-11-27 11:39:20 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I personally even though I'm a cowboys fan would love to see Brett go out on top. In my opinion he's the greatest Querterback of All Time. His streak of consecitive games is equivlent to that of Cal Ripkin Jr. and he has the heart and desire to play and to win that keeps him coming back when everyone said he was washed up and done he came back and so far has proved everyone wrong and for that I believe it would be great for him to go out as a champion much like Elway did with Denver......

2007-11-27 11:39:09 · 18 answers · asked by silverandbluecowboysrule 2 in Football (American)

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2007-11-27 11:38:59 · 13 answers · asked by D 3 in Christmas