All categories - 24 November 2007

The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?”

The father, surprised, answers, “Well son, there’s three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.”"Onions?” “Yes, you see them, and they make you cry.”

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, “Mum, how many types of “tallywhackers” are there?” The mother, surprised, smiles and answers. Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his tallywhacker is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it’s like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.”

“A Christmas tree??” her daughter asks.

“Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.”

2007-11-24 01:34:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Here is an excerpt from an interview with the author before he had a movie to sell us.
Why would a Christian put money in this man's pocket?

"I'm trying to undermine the basis of Christian belief," said Pullman in an article by The Washington Post, adding that C.S. Lewis, the Christian author of Chronicles of Narnia, would describe his books as the “Devil's work."

2007-11-24 01:34:23 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-24 01:34:15 · 35 answers · asked by elflaeda 7 in Polls & Surveys

Jo

2007-11-24 01:34:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in another Q here: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhohrAvFXus_4LUNLTL5mhs8.Bd.;_ylv=3?qid=20071123224255AAElk25 someone answered "Free will doesn't require that all choices be pleasant". Does this mean that confessions obtained by torture are credible, as there still was free will?

2007-11-24 01:34:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-24 01:34:03 · 11 answers · asked by xxprincessniaxx 4 in Christmas

... flatter you???

My humble babes!!!

2007-11-24 01:33:58 · 12 answers · asked by Alice in Wonderbra 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 01:33:46 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my car has power but wont turn over. just clicks. is that the starter? is it hard to change one?

2007-11-24 01:33:19 · 1 answers · asked by hannahj0305 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

Jo

2007-11-24 01:33:18 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i got this rad new skate ramp but when i ollie off it, i smak into him!!

2007-11-24 01:33:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

Jo

2007-11-24 01:32:39 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

..sleep with me? She is 18 and my wife's sisters daughter so she is not blood related. What should I do?

2007-11-24 01:32:32 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Thats as bad a Charles Darwin teaching us about evolution the going down to the local church and giving mass on sunday............

2007-11-24 01:32:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

What are some reasons for global warming ,And what are some examples

2007-11-24 01:32:27 · 18 answers · asked by NB GANGSTA 1 in Global Warming

A. To prepare America for victory in World War II
B. To the quality of health care in America
C. To improve America's relations with foreign powers during the Cold War
D. To help get America through the Great Depression

2007-11-24 01:32:24 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

2007-11-24 01:32:21 · 23 answers · asked by ben f 1 in Insurance & Registration

Specifically, I would like to see any pro AGW reports which deal with water vapor (the primary global warming agent), the decreasing ability of CO2 to warm as more is added to the system, and the effect of clouds to the global warming system.

I think if some of these issues were addressed in a scientific report, many sceptics would consider the theory plausible. For me, I find it impossible to believe in the theory when every article completely dismisses (or minimizes) these important issues. Also, a good explanation of why positive feedback is used by AGW fanatics instead of the most naturally occuring negative feedback. And PLEASE, do not refer to the "consensus" as scientific proof.

2007-11-24 01:32:17 · 5 answers · asked by CrazyConservative 5 in Global Warming

A rick nash autographed mini stick well a mini stick goalie stick with the blue jackets logo on it?

2007-11-24 01:31:52 · 7 answers · asked by bcs_dunn44 3 in Hockey

Jo

2007-11-24 01:31:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

cross bronx expy
macombs dam bridge
145th bridge
madison ave bridge
3rd ave bridge
willis ave bridge
george washington bridge

2007-11-24 01:31:34 · 4 answers · asked by finander 1 in Other - United States

Recipes handed down from family members.

2007-11-24 01:31:22 · 7 answers · asked by DB 3 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-11-24 01:31:04 · 19 answers · asked by david.bookbinder 1 in Other - Food & Drink

Jo

2007-11-24 01:30:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Dale's contract is for 5 years (I think) but do you think he should work toward developing his own engines and maybe selling those engines to other teams?

As a business move it's always a fall-back for JR Motorsports and a business opportunity to sell engines to other racing organizations in the cup series and Nationwide (Busch) series.

What do yo think?

2007-11-24 01:30:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in NASCAR

Thanks!!

2007-11-24 01:30:25 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

I've recently separated. My husband accumulated $15,000 in credit card debt before he left. He isn't working now and is applying for disablilty. In the meantime he has no income and is planning on filing for bankruptcy on 5 credit cards. I am listed as an authorized user (He did that without my knowledge) on one card. Obviously his name is on the mortgage papers for the house. I don't earn enough to qualify for a new loan to buy him out. He is living in a different state now. If he files for bankruptcy will I end up losing the house.

2007-11-24 01:30:03 · 10 answers · asked by peirce3 1 in Credit

no matter what burner program i us it wont recognize blank discs

2007-11-24 01:29:50 · 5 answers · asked by bb 1 in Other - Computers

Jo

2007-11-24 01:29:48 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There is this bully who keeps saying I am never happy and that, is there anyway I can make myself look like I am happy, even though I am.

2007-11-24 01:29:44 · 15 answers · asked by Hoodoo 3 in Mental Health