The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?”
The father, surprised, answers, “Well son, there’s three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.”"Onions?” “Yes, you see them, and they make you cry.”
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, “Mum, how many types of “tallywhackers” are there?” The mother, surprised, smiles and answers. Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his tallywhacker is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it’s like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.”
“A Christmas tree??” her daughter asks.
“Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.”
2007-11-24 01:34:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha...............omg!!!!!!!! U are funny !!!!
2007-11-24 01:38:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Angel
2016-04-05 06:17:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, however I am 51 and mine is still like a Oak Tree.
2007-11-24 01:42:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha!!! Thats a good-un!
2007-11-24 01:37:52 · answer #4 · answered by Witch 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
very good,but on the father part you could have put and it only comes 1 time a year..lol
2007-11-24 01:39:47 · answer #5 · answered by allison b 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha cute...nothing like a good christmas joke to get you in the holiday mood
2007-11-24 01:38:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, still a goody.
2007-11-24 02:09:25 · answer #7 · answered by Janet B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol thats pretty good! lol
Im going to tell my friends this!
2007-11-24 01:38:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!! im having guests over tonight i have to tell that! and im staring this
2007-11-24 01:37:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
As someone who has passed 50, that answers a lot. Thanks for clearing that up. LMAO
2007-11-24 01:42:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
thats so true! in both accounts! such wonderful payback! good job!
2007-11-24 01:37:52 · answer #11 · answered by rhay ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋