All categories - 17 November 2007

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer "No."
Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
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Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
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Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support:: ?!%#$
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Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
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Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer:: "A white one."
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2007-11-17 23:15:32 · 15 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-17 23:15:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

If he will ever be brought up on war crimes. My question to you is this: Are we ready for the "proven" liars who used to be in the white house to return?I suppose that when the world came crashing down around us on September 11 one of the real benefits such tragedy left us with was that there was no need to be reminded any longer of the unseemly deceit, acts of marital infidelity, the brutal use of absolute power to bully the press, and worst of all having our leaders point their fingers at us and boldly tell us untrue things - merely to save their own hide. If Hillary Clinton becomes president - get ready for everything we hated about our government to come springing back to life. The now thrice confessed to manipulation of questions by the Clinton camp as it related to campaign rallies, or even supposedly non-partisan debates took us back to the reports of the same type when the "charming Clinton" was the candidate.

2007-11-17 23:15:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-11-17 23:14:08 · 8 answers · asked by Nerdy Guy 3 in Polls & Surveys

With all the information available and the exposure global warming has received ... is there a good case that those who vote Liberal are voting against the environment and the human race? Are Liberal Voters committing a crime against Humanity?

See this accusation of extreme negligence against Howard from the Greens:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/11/18/2094068.htm

Australian Conservation Foundation executive director Don Henry says the IPCC report shows Australia needs to cut its greenhouse gas emissions by 80 to 95 per within 50 years... if Australian authorities take drastic action now, some of the predicted devastation could be avoided. "We require a cut of our emissions between 80-95 per cent by 2050 and somewhere between 20-40 per cent by 2020," he said.

"So we can't muck around - we've got to get going. I just make this point: the science is now in; it's terrifying. Australians desire to act - we desire action; all we require now is political will"

2007-11-17 23:13:37 · 9 answers · asked by Shazzbot 6 in Elections

I've gotta make dinner for 14...and haven't done this in a few years for Thanksgiving. I'm just hoping to find something so yummy that everyone will crave for again and again. Appetizers? The meal's side dish...or something a special pie. Any good ideas out there? Hope so. Thanks! And Happy Thanksgiving!

2007-11-17 23:12:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Thanksgiving

I was looking up other questions on faith but they were all from the religious spiritual side of things. I am more interested in a logic based philisophical perspective for this question.

I have heard the response time and time again about religion and god; when people are aked why do they believe they respond with "because I have faith." Is faith a feasible logical answer to a question or is it too week from a philisophical stand point. Have there been any philosphers that have tackled the issue of faith (both for and against)?

2007-11-17 23:12:12 · 15 answers · asked by Stupid like a fox! 2 in Philosophy

2007-11-17 23:11:37 · 8 answers · asked by Nerdy Guy 3 in Polls & Surveys

For instance Christmas is Dec 25t (birth of the SUN GOD)
Easter (Celebration of Esther, Spring goddess and resurrection of the sun God)

Among others...

Thanks so much!

2007-11-17 23:11:03 · 21 answers · asked by Comparing Religions 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Due to what is happening in the world and on our own doorsteps is it best to be this way

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tkJNyQfAprY

2007-11-17 23:10:13 · 8 answers · asked by Tabbyfur aka patchy puss 5 in Current Events

1) Sit Down Urinate ??
2) "Shake" After You are done (or use toilet paper) ??
3) Hold it whilst you do your business ??
4) Wish it was longer ??

Are you cut or uncut as well

Just quick answers please for a wee survey

2007-11-17 23:10:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

excluding the Pearl harbor and Hiroshima bombing.

2007-11-17 23:09:05 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

Hey i am going to new york next week and was wondering if i buy a ps3 in america will it work online and stuff in uk, i know i will need to buy the NTSC games but will it play online ok? also what will i need to buy for the voltage adapter? thanks

2007-11-17 23:08:51 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in PlayStation

I am currently awaiting results from an abnormal colposcopy, and have just discovered a lump in my breast.

I am completely knackered with what i thought might be a chest infection and was umming and ahhing about going to my gp about it, when i found the lump yesterday.

As an ex nurse i am of course putting 2 and 2 together and coming up with 56!!!

I know no one can give me any difinative answers, but has anyone any experience of multiple cancer sights. I am only 35 and a single mum of 2 children, the thought of questioning my own mortality is very scary.

2007-11-17 23:08:31 · 11 answers · asked by slsvenus 4 in Cancer

The headscarf is used in UK schools and UK government offices but banned in Turkish schools and Turkish government offices. Is secular Turkey ahead of the UK?

http://www.thenews.com.pk/daily_detail.asp?id=69824

2007-11-17 23:08:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

If you can't afford routine furnace maintenance (which we all know is very cheap) and a carbon monoxide detector, would you really want everything that comes from your furnace to stay in your house? Sometimes, drafts are a life saver.

Your thoughts?

2007-11-17 23:08:25 · 6 answers · asked by I'/\/\AZILLA2 3 in Politics

I think that Michael Vick deserves another chance in the NFL

2007-11-17 23:08:09 · 14 answers · asked by Antwuan (Giants Superbowl XLVI Champs!!!) 7 in Football (American)

2007-11-17 23:08:08 · 5 answers · asked by cranford72 2 in Mental Health

2007-11-17 23:07:55 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

stuff like what the government and NASA are doing
no go look somewhere else answers please

2007-11-17 23:07:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

Is this man tony blair not took to account for taking this country to war under false pretences,our young men are getting killed for what to back america up.Tony you should visit every family whose son has been killed,i wonder how many mp's siblings are in the army.how do you feel.

2007-11-17 23:06:59 · 11 answers · asked by CERBERUS 3 in Current Events

2007-11-17 23:06:41 · 6 answers · asked by alphabetsoup2 5 in Politics

I went to the body shop and I asked the free lance make up artist what my best features are that she could work with:

She said I have winged eyes and very full lips,

now what does she mean by winged eyes?

I do not wear make up and was not wearing make up at the time.

2007-11-17 23:06:23 · 2 answers · asked by Rebz 5 in Makeup

There are 3 dimention of space as far as we are aware of.

There maybe 5 perhaps 6 more spacial dimensions that we cannot see as dictated by string theory/M theory.

So why only one time dimension??

2007-11-17 23:06:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

To what extent does an organisations corporate social responsibility objectives serve as a guide to managers in conference and event planning.

2007-11-17 23:05:59 · 1 answers · asked by g.tech@btinternet.com 1 in Corporations

2007-11-17 23:05:45 · 19 answers · asked by SELMA S 3 in Christmas

I am 7months pregnat going on to eight and i need some cute baby names for boys.Please list some cute baby boy names!:)

2007-11-17 23:05:39 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baby Names

Come on, some friendly teasing. Let's bring fun back to this section.

I go first:

I suspect that Tanju has a share in a teahouse by the Bosphorus. That's why he keeps inviting people to tea by the Bosphorus. :))) Anything else?

2007-11-17 23:04:19 · 8 answers · asked by Totally Blunt 7 in Turkey

I used to eat it all the time as a kid, but now that I am 30, probably have not had 1 in 10 years. I do not know any adults who do.

2007-11-17 23:03:36 · 25 answers · asked by sugarpie2 5 in Other - US Dining Out

2007-11-17 23:03:34 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys