All categories - 14 November 2007

i got my period about 2 days ago and ive been having these cramps ever since.
im on the contraceptive pill, the doctors put me on it so my period isnt really really heavy and goes for 9 days.
they are like pushing on the right side underneath my ribs,
they really hurt!
whats happening?

2007-11-14 21:18:55 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2007-11-14 21:17:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baby Names

2007-11-14 21:17:32 · 10 answers · asked by mikey33 1 in Mythology & Folklore

A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar completely drunk. He walks up to the bartender and asks for a drink. The bartender kindly tells the guy he can't give him a drink because he is already drunk. Angry the guy stumbles back out the front door. About five minuters later the guy stumbles through the side door of the bar. He asks the bartender for a drink and once again the bartender tells the guy no because he is already drunk. The guy stumbles back through the side door. A few minutes later the guy stumbles through the bars back door. The guy walks up to the bar, looks at the bartender for a moment then says "Damn man how many bars do you work at?"

2007-11-14 21:17:14 · 23 answers · asked by Fr3dinbed 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I dont think i would!

2007-11-14 21:17:07 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

australia please.

2007-11-14 21:16:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rail

2007-11-14 21:16:19 · 6 answers · asked by †ђ!ηK †αηK² 6 in Polls & Surveys

says and does for you?

2007-11-14 21:15:54 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage at an Anglican and Catholic commemoration of the Anglo- Irish accords. The crowd is huge - thousands. Her Majesty and His Holiness, can't help but have a little rivalry, both being heads of churches and all.

The Queen says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every English person in the crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the royal- gloved wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Englishman in the crowd. Gradually the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by someone wearing a worse frock and hat than he, considers what he could do. So the Pope says to the Queen, "Your Majesty, that was impressive. But did you know that with one little wave of MY hand I can make every Irish person in the crowd go crazy with joy? Their joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will speak forever of this day and rejoice. They will recount it to their grandchildren and they to their descendants."

The Queen seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all Irish people will rejoice forever? Show me."

So the Pope slaps her.

2007-11-14 21:15:41 · 11 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-14 21:15:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Gotta go with Fall Out Boy.

2007-11-14 21:15:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was thinking of getting another dog as a companion to the dog i already have but the one i have is old and doesnt move much so i wanted to get it a companion to hangout with that will be as the same pace as her. i was thinking english bulldog, basset hound cause ive heard they need little exercise.

2007-11-14 21:15:13 · 10 answers · asked by thx1120 3 in Dogs

The Man Code
• Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolat.
• Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella.
• Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.
• When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence.
• Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
• You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call BULLSHIT (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent).
• If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever.
• The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's running late is 5 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 babe scale.
• Complaining about the brand of free beer in a buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. You may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable.
• No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering a friend's birthday is strictly optional and slightly gay.
• Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe that your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty.
• Before dating a buddy's "ex", you are required to ask his permission and he in return is required to grant it.
• Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.
• If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem. *You* didn't see nothin'.
• The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.
• A man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend's cat.
• When stumbling upon other guys watching a sports event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
• When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her whiny friend up with your pal, you may give her the go-ahead only if you'll be able to warn your buddy and give him time to prepare excuses about joining the priesthood.
• It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and a supermodel delivers it... and it's free.
• Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
• A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
• If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight. Exception: If within the last 24 hours his actions have caused you to think, "What this guy needs is a good ***-whoopin", then you may sit back and enjoy.
• Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both. That's just plain mean.
• If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer.
• Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equal footing: either both urinating or both waiting in line. In all other situations, a nod is all the conversation you need.
• If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him...too gay.

2007-11-14 21:14:54 · 9 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Judy is in big trouble. Her one-woman business went down the drain and she is in serious financial trouble. So she falls down on her knees and starts praying, tears streaming down her cheeks.

"God please help me, I am completely broke, and on the verge of having everything reposessed. Please let me win the big lottery!"

Lotto-evening comes and goes, and someone else has walked away with the big prize. So Judy goes and prays again.

"Please please God, I just lost my house too and my car is next. Please I beg you let me win the state lottery!"

Lotto-evening is up again, numbers are being rolled, and again someone else walks away a millionair. No luck for Judy. This time she completely breaks down, crying.

"Oh no please please please God, why don't you help me? I have no home, no car, two kids, and nowhere to go. I have always served you and never asked for help. This one time I ask, and you don't answer me. Please I ask again, let me win this upcoming lottery so I can start my life new! Please God!"

Suddenly there is this blinding flash in front of her as the heavens open up, and loud and clear she hears God's voice saying, "Judy, help me out here, will ya? Buy a damn ticket

2007-11-14 21:13:46 · 12 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

up frequently
Doc says it s allergic the anti allergic does not have an effect
Note that otherwise in the daytime ie till he is fast asleep till midnight or so he does not have this problem

2007-11-14 21:13:41 · 6 answers · asked by Boss Nass 1 in Respiratory Diseases

Now try and pick their needs and not wants.

2007-11-14 21:13:21 · 8 answers · asked by Rusty L 1 in Baseball

i have a bag and im gettin into the boxing thing now and i want to know how to punch the bag perfectly!!!also if u have any good music i can box to??

2007-11-14 21:13:06 · 4 answers · asked by fizzammm! 2 in Boxing

He Said She Said

He said... "Want a quickie?"
She said..."As opposed to what?"

He said... "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in
it."
She said..."You wear briefs, don't you?"

He said... "Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?"
She said..."Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money."

She said..."I won the lottery! Five million dollars. Whoo-ee-start
packing!"
He said... "That's great!!! What should I pack?"
She said..."Whatever you want, just be out of the house by the time I get there"

He said... "This coffee isn't fit for a pig!"
She said..."No problem, I'll get you someyhing that is."

She said..."What do you mean by coming home half drunk?"
He said... "It's not my fault...I ran out of money."

He said... "Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way."
She said..."Well, you succeeded."

He said... "If you only could learn to make me a proper meal, then we could manage without the cook. And if you cleaned the house, we could fire the maid as well."
She said..."Darling, if you only could learn to satisfy me properly we would do without the gardener too"

Priest... "I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband."
She said..."Who's gonna look?"

He said... "You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
She said..."No, have you?"

He said... "Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?"
She said..."Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind."

He said... "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"
She said..."Turn sideways and look in the mirror."

He said... "Let's go out and have some fun tonight."
She said..."Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on."

He said... "Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?"
She said..."I would, but you're never there."

He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."

2007-11-14 21:12:55 · 8 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-14 21:11:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Investing

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she
thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

2007-11-14 21:11:34 · 8 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i hear what your saying but i just cant make a sound?

2007-11-14 21:11:02 · 16 answers · asked by Living_Legend 3 in Polls & Surveys

He is a 4 montho old American Bulldog and we are pretty sure it is him that is peeing on the bed. Our other dog is a 4yr old female pitbull and she would rather die that relieve herself in the house. We never let him on the bed. Does anyone know what inspired him to pee on our bed when we are not looking and how should we put a stop to it?

2007-11-14 21:11:01 · 4 answers · asked by bluealaska 2 in Dogs

I tried to select borders and shading but it did not work. What should I do? Anyone can help? I would appreciate.

2007-11-14 21:10:52 · 4 answers · asked by rauma_raumamary 2 in Programming & Design

Now aged 49/50, she left St Mary's and St Michaels Primary School in East London England in July 1969. Think she went to Bishop Challoner. I would love to say hello.

2007-11-14 21:10:50 · 1 answers · asked by david 2 in Community Service

Will this make business improve?
What resources/reference can i get?
Is online service quicker?

so much ques....definatly lilttle time :)

2007-11-14 21:10:34 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Education

A man goes to a psychiatrist, and tells him, "Doc, I think I have an obsession with sex."

The doctor agrees to examine him and begins by showing him various drawings.

First the doctor draws a square and asks the man to identify it. The man immediately says, "Omigosh! Four people having sex!"

Next, the doctor draws a circle, at which the man gasps, and says, "One man having sex."

Next, the doctor draws a triangle, which, of course, the patient identifies as, "Two woman and one man having sex."

The doctor put the drawings away and says to the patient, "Yes, I do believe that you have an obsession with sex."

To which the man replies, "Me? You're the one drawing all the dirty pictures!"

2007-11-14 21:10:29 · 11 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-14 21:10:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 21:07:47 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 21:07:04 · 16 answers · asked by Sonu 2 in Family