The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage at an Anglican and Catholic commemoration of the Anglo- Irish accords. The crowd is huge - thousands. Her Majesty and His Holiness, can't help but have a little rivalry, both being heads of churches and all.
The Queen says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every English person in the crowd go wild?"
He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the royal- gloved wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Englishman in the crowd. Gradually the cheering subsides.
The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by someone wearing a worse frock and hat than he, considers what he could do. So the Pope says to the Queen, "Your Majesty, that was impressive. But did you know that with one little wave of MY hand I can make every Irish person in the crowd go crazy with joy? Their joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will speak forever of this day and rejoice. They will recount it to their grandchildren and they to their descendants."
The Queen seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all Irish people will rejoice forever? Show me."
So the Pope slaps her.
2007-11-14 21:15:41 · 11 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaha. And I would pay to see that (being irish and all).. lol. Wish I could give you 10 stars**********
2007-11-14 21:41:36 · answer #1 · answered by sammy jo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AS a British Roman Catholic, my first loyalty might want to continually be to the Pope and the Church, and not to that female.......In England and Wales we are 10%, in Scotland 15% and correctly represented in Northern eire too. we are no longer some enemy interior of, as nevertheless considered by ability of a few...... As regards the U. S., the RC Church is gigantic there and many understand the British Monarch regardless of the actual undeniable reality that some are ignorant and contact her the Queen of england, really than the BRITISH MONARCH. Has been a BRITISH one for over three hundred years......
2016-10-24 06:52:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl! Brilliant!
2007-11-15 16:06:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I too thought that it was brilliant 10/10
2007-11-14 21:38:46 · answer #4 · answered by PC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 22:23:19 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol, 10/10, *, brilliant.
2007-11-14 21:21:18 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolz
2007-11-14 22:22:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it looses after a while
2007-11-14 21:26:35 · answer #8 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
rof
2007-11-14 22:09:15 · answer #9 · answered by Gable's gourmet green goblet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that was great!!!! She got b**ch slapped....LOVE IT!!! You get a star!
2007-11-15 06:15:38 · answer #10 · answered by she_sucks@life 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋