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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she
thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

2007-11-14 21:11:34 · 8 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

SO TRUE!!! lol loved it!!! You rock ***JAKE*** You get a star my dear!!!

2007-11-15 06:31:42 · answer #1 · answered by she_sucks@life 3 · 1 0

ok im gonna be honest with ya right here. No of course i dont continually hear to my husband. many of the time, the youngsters, canines, telephone, and tv.are distracting to me. And while he's looking at television, or on the workstation and that i could repeat myself 4 situations, i don't throw a greater healthful approximately it by using fact i comprehend he will ultimately hear.. yet i continually hear while he tells me what he "likes" wink wink.

2016-10-02 01:33:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny! 10!

2007-11-14 22:34:24 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

hahaha
this really getting women 101
u should right a book,
u really deserve a star. ; )

2007-11-14 21:22:05 · answer #4 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 1 0

it was like reading someone's account of my day to day life!

2007-11-14 22:34:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lol,lol,lol, 10/10, *, hilarious.
Surely that's not me jake,is it?.hahaha.

2007-11-14 21:16:02 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0 0

lol! fantastic!

2007-11-15 16:11:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

no wonder why your single,,,,,,,,,

2007-11-14 23:49:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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