He Said She Said
He said... "Want a quickie?"
She said..."As opposed to what?"
He said... "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in
it."
She said..."You wear briefs, don't you?"
He said... "Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?"
She said..."Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money."
She said..."I won the lottery! Five million dollars. Whoo-ee-start
packing!"
He said... "That's great!!! What should I pack?"
She said..."Whatever you want, just be out of the house by the time I get there"
He said... "This coffee isn't fit for a pig!"
She said..."No problem, I'll get you someyhing that is."
She said..."What do you mean by coming home half drunk?"
He said... "It's not my fault...I ran out of money."
He said... "Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way."
She said..."Well, you succeeded."
He said... "If you only could learn to make me a proper meal, then we could manage without the cook. And if you cleaned the house, we could fire the maid as well."
She said..."Darling, if you only could learn to satisfy me properly we would do without the gardener too"
Priest... "I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband."
She said..."Who's gonna look?"
He said... "You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
She said..."No, have you?"
He said... "Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?"
She said..."Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind."
He said... "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"
She said..."Turn sideways and look in the mirror."
He said... "Let's go out and have some fun tonight."
She said..."Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on."
He said... "Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?"
She said..."I would, but you're never there."
He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
2007-11-14 21:12:55 · 8 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
your getting better as the day goes on,,,,,,,,,,dont stop
2007-11-14 23:48:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 06:25:31 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it love it love it...10/10
2007-11-15 05:34:52 · answer #3 · answered by sammy jo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rolf! Loved it!
2007-11-16 00:11:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol, 10/10, *, hilarious.
You're cracking me up this morning.hahaha.
2007-11-15 05:17:39 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao....i think I have had some of the same conversation before....
2007-11-15 14:22:37 · answer #6 · answered by she_sucks@life 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. you are creeping me out
2007-11-15 05:23:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
soooo true!
2007-11-15 06:32:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋