Judy is in big trouble. Her one-woman business went down the drain and she is in serious financial trouble. So she falls down on her knees and starts praying, tears streaming down her cheeks.
"God please help me, I am completely broke, and on the verge of having everything reposessed. Please let me win the big lottery!"
Lotto-evening comes and goes, and someone else has walked away with the big prize. So Judy goes and prays again.
"Please please God, I just lost my house too and my car is next. Please I beg you let me win the state lottery!"
Lotto-evening is up again, numbers are being rolled, and again someone else walks away a millionair. No luck for Judy. This time she completely breaks down, crying.
"Oh no please please please God, why don't you help me? I have no home, no car, two kids, and nowhere to go. I have always served you and never asked for help. This one time I ask, and you don't answer me. Please I ask again, let me win this upcoming lottery so I can start my life new! Please God!"
Suddenly there is this blinding flash in front of her as the heavens open up, and loud and clear she hears God's voice saying, "Judy, help me out here, will ya? Buy a damn ticket
2007-11-14 21:13:46 · 12 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol funny. i like it. good 1
2007-11-14 21:16:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 22:24:28 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Me and my mates all sit around talking about what we'd do if we won lotto the weird thing is we never buy a ticket lol.
love it have to friends next time they talk about lotto thanks.
2007-11-18 20:40:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like that one 10/10
2007-11-14 23:46:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
kinda similar to the blonde lottery ticket joke dont cha think lolz
2007-11-14 22:29:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too funny! Kinda corny but funnnyy!!
2007-11-14 21:18:06 · answer #6 · answered by yoyo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rofl! hehehee
2007-11-14 21:22:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
damm, dats quite funny, damm no way possible to get a ticket 4God. hahahaha..........
2007-11-14 21:25:16 · answer #8 · answered by fammylemmy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol, 10/10, *, brilliant.
2007-11-14 21:18:47 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good Lord!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-14 21:18:53 · answer #10 · answered by 1mango 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋