- You answer the door before people knock. - You ski uphill. - You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. - You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You lick your coffeepot clean. - You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse
and you don't even work there. - Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. - You chew on other people's fingernails. - Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the
devil's blend." - You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.
- You can jump-start your car without cables. - Cocaine is a downer. - You don't need a hammer to pound nails. - Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet
& Low." - You don't sweat, you percolate. - You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug. - You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. - You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize
it's not plugged in. - You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. - Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down. -
2007-11-06
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