- You answer the door before people knock. - You ski uphill. - You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. - You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You lick your coffeepot clean. - You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse
and you don't even work there. - Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. - You chew on other people's fingernails. - Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the
devil's blend." - You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.
- You can jump-start your car without cables. - Cocaine is a downer. - You don't need a hammer to pound nails. - Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet
& Low." - You don't sweat, you percolate. - You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug. - You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. - You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize
it's not plugged in. - You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. - Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down. -
2007-11-06 00:33:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
- You've built a miniature city out of little plastic
stirrers. - People get dizzy just watching you. - You've worn the finish off your coffee table. - Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house. - Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
- Instant coffee takes too long. - When someone says. "How are you?", you say,
"Good to the last drop." - You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of
eternity in a coffee can. - Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil. - You're offended when people use the word "brew"
to mean beer. - You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
- You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running.
- You can outlast the Energizer bunny. - You short out motion detectors. - You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
- Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale. - You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
2007-11-06 00:33:51 · update #1
Wow,is that me!!!!!!!!!!1...............hahaha,sipping a coffee at this very minute.
That was brilliant,*, 10/10 and thnx for posting.
2007-11-06 00:45:19 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahah, OMG, u r extremely hilarious.
i've spit some coffee bcs i couldn't stop laughing.
I really like ur jokes, and i'm sending them through email to all my Friends. her is a star u really deserve them
2007-11-06 01:20:22 · answer #2 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol wow, makes my gallon a day seem like a mere drop!
2007-11-06 02:43:53 · answer #3 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jeees, I really DO drink too much coffee
2007-11-06 00:37:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
my 3 yr old qualifies for half of these LOL
2007-11-06 06:10:27 · answer #5 · answered by cauliflower 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good well worth a star,,,
2007-11-06 02:27:12 · answer #6 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-06 03:45:22 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eeeeeeeeeeeeeh ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ummmmmmmmmmm
derrrrrrrrrr yeeessssssssssssssss
2007-11-06 00:50:38 · answer #8 · answered by AnnieG 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like me
2007-11-06 00:38:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
*heheheh* lmao*
brilliant!
a friend of mine is soooo close to being like that...
2007-11-06 00:53:41 · answer #10 · answered by Nova 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋