All categories - 3 November 2007

... A man was constipated, so he decided to go to the doctor.
The doctor examined him and explained, "I'm going to give you some suppositories. I'll insert one now, and then I'll give you another one for later this evening."
Later that evening, the man asks has his wife to insert the suppository.
She agrees reluctantly, then puts one hand on his shoulder and inserts the suppository.
Suddenly, her husband shrieks, "Aahhhhh!"
"What's wrong? Did I hurt you?" she asks.

"No... I just realised that the doctor had *both* his hands on my shoulders!"

2007-11-03 09:26:55 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-03 09:26:51 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The circumference of a sphere was measured to be 70 cm with a possible error of 0.9 cm. Use differentials to estimate the maximum error in the calculated surface area. _____?

Estimate the relative error in the calculated surface area. ______?


Hint: The circumference of a sphere of radius r is C = 2 \pi r, and its surface area is A = (4pi)(r^2). Eliminate r first!

2007-11-03 09:26:34 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

2007-11-03 09:26:21 · 9 answers · asked by jack 5 in Jokes & Riddles

i saw it last week and it was hilarious...vernon looks gorgeous with his new hair cut!!

2007-11-03 09:26:13 · 15 answers · asked by Kerry A 3 in Comedy

THE BOUNTY HUNTER.....WHAT A HIPOCRITE HE IS.. ALWAY'S PRAYING ON HIS SHOW AS IF HE CARED...ABOUT EVERYONE.

2007-11-03 09:26:10 · 5 answers · asked by harleygirl 3 in Reality Television

I don't have insurance yet so would I be able to drive my mom's car with her in the passenger seat and still be covered under her insurance?

2007-11-03 09:26:08 · 13 answers · asked by dude202_sp 2 in Insurance & Registration

I know it runs all the time. But recently it kept running fast and loud. I opened the tower and discovered the thing to keep the fan onto the motherboard broke. Its a black plastic square thing and has these metal clips that clip onto it to hold the fan on. Well one thing broke off, and I think this is why the fan keeps coming on. Theres also thermal grease on it.

If I think it to the computer shop Monday, what should I tell them? I get nervous explaining things to people because I end up forgetting what to say lol.

2007-11-03 09:26:08 · 7 answers · asked by Ryan M 1 in Desktops

What PMS Really Stands For:



13. Psychotic Mood Shift

12. Pack My Stuff

11. Permanent Menstrual Syndrome

10. Perpetual Munching Spree

9. Puffy Mid-Section

8. People Make Me Sick

7. Provide Me with Sweets

6. Pardon My Sobbing

5. Pimples May Surface

4. Pass My Sweatpants

3. Pissy Mood Syndrome

2. Plainly Men Suck

And The Number One Thing PMS Stands for is:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2007-11-03 09:26:01 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What in the Bible is 'clear as crystal'? This will be found in the latter chapters of Revelation.

2007-11-03 09:25:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-03 09:25:44 · 5 answers · asked by plasticbag 2 in Mathematics

what is your heart like?

gold. candy. fish. black coal...

2007-11-03 09:25:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I can switch my ps2 on without any problems but it sais there isn't a game in it which there is!!! It just won't load it because it sais I need to put a game in! Please help. I don't know what is wrong with it. I have tried different games but it still doesn't work!!! Please fix my problem!

2007-11-03 09:25:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in PlayStation

Why is it that we are the only country in the world that celebrates a persons attempt to blow up a place of national goverment? I mean if any even so much as contemplated that now we would arrest them shout terrorisam and put them in goal for many years.
I know we are celebrating the fact that his attempt was foiled and that is why we burn him, but again even that seems a bit macarbe in this day of anti-terrorisam.
Even the rhyme that goes with it acknowledges the fact that there was gunpowder, treason and plot, three things now even if the final outcome event failed would still not rule in celebration.
I know this is the only time in Britain (apart from maybe a tad at new year) that we have fireworks but surely in todays culture and with the way of the world that this celebration (if you can call it that) needs to be rethinked.

2007-11-03 09:25:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

My parents both got divorced seven years ago and I have been living with my father. Recently I have started wanting to see my mother which I think is only natural in a way. If I talked to him and convice him he could let me see her but I was wondering since next month I will be turning 18 years old so could he still have control if I could see her or not.

2007-11-03 09:25:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

like in that movie 23, or mother mary in a cup of tea leaves?

2007-11-03 09:24:45 · 5 answers · asked by cody t 1 in Horoscopes

Does anyone know of a site which describes characters for stories.

2007-11-03 09:24:40 · 5 answers · asked by Andrea S 1 in Books & Authors

You know, "I'm right and you're wrong and you're stupid because you're wrong".

2007-11-03 09:24:38 · 37 answers · asked by 2kool4u 5 in Religion & Spirituality

This woman is referenced in Revelation 12:1.

The gloriously arrayed woman, with the sun as her garment, the moon as her footstool, and twelve stars for a crown, is in some ways the most attractive of all the prophetic symbols.

Who is this woman?
What does she represent?
Why is she significant in the book of Revelation?

Please support your answer with supporting texts if at all possible.

2007-11-03 09:24:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

were would you go? who would you band together with? what would you try to do to end the zombie attack
just wondering lol

2007-11-03 09:24:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

2007-11-03 09:24:22 · 22 answers · asked by Caper 2 in Polls & Surveys

would 3pm be good

2007-11-03 09:24:22 · 2 answers · asked by dvcgurl 7 in Christmas

what do you say to faithful widowed christian spouses who are with them and they die and must be buried/cremated?

according to their faith, their god failed them, as has been happening for thousands of years and will likely not change...so do you think you are the lottery winners of Paul theory and mythology?

2007-11-03 09:24:12 · 3 answers · asked by voice_of_reason 6 in Religion & Spirituality

Does God still love her and is she saved? She asked Jesus into her heart and asked for forgivness of her sins and really honestly loves God. But she never has felt loved by God and doesn't "feel" like he loves her.

I want this understood she has been abused pretty close to all of her life and she has asked God for help before and never felt like she got it. It seems a lot goes against her and seldom for her.

She said she at one time (not clear if it was before or after becoming a Christian) told God she hated him because he hates her. She said she cried and cried for days after and thinks this is th worse sin ever.

Without "quoting" scripture what do I say? She is very sweet and I know she loves God and studies his word but because of all of this she is really hurting.

Are there any MATURE christians that can advice how to handle this?

Thank you in advance.

2007-11-03 09:23:59 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-03 09:23:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I am asking someone with more knowledge than I to please refute these ridiculous assertions.
EVOLUTION IS A HOAX HERE Is PROOF TO ALL YOU ATHEIST?
are no transitional links and intermediate forms in either the fossil record or the modern world. Therefore, there is no actual evidence that evolution has occurred either in the past or the present.
Evidence #2
Natural selection (the supposed evolution mechanism, along with mutations) is incapable of advancing an organism to a "higher-order".
Evidence #3
Although evolutionists state that life resulted from non-life, matter resulted from nothing, and humans resulted from animals, each of these is an impossibility of science and the natural world.
Evidence #4
The supposed hominids (creatures in-between ape and human that evolutionists believe used to exist) bones and skull record used by evolutionists often consists of `finds' which are thoroughly unrevealing and inconsistent. They are neither clear nor conclusive even though evolutionists present them as if they were.

2007-11-03 09:23:32 · 3 answers · asked by ? 6 in Biology

The way they portray a Witch makes me shudder.

2007-11-03 09:23:29 · 14 answers · asked by witchy boy1989 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Getting to know your professors?

2007-11-03 09:23:24 · 5 answers · asked by Brian H 1 in Higher Education (University +)

2007-11-03 09:23:21 · 2 answers · asked by ? 4 in History

Where i live some people refuse to go to a proper event instead they burn all there junk in the garden and shell houses with fireworks.

2007-11-03 09:23:17 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Environment