All categories - 25 October 2007

I had an 8 ounce glass of White Russian and about 7 or 8 shots of tequila

2007-10-25 18:07:18 · 13 answers · asked by garu the ninja 2 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

Teacher asks her class, "What is the animal depicted on a weather vane?"

Little Johnny, the infamous troublemaker, says, "I know, teacher, I know."

Against her better judgment she calls on him and he says, "Teacher, it is a c*ck."

Teacher asks the class, "Why is a c*ck on a weather vane?" "I know, I know, teacher," says Johnny. "OK, Johnny, why?"

"Because, teacher, if it had a cnut on it, the wind would whistle right through it."

2007-10-25 18:06:54 · 12 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

you know, sort of a self improvement thing

2007-10-25 18:06:52 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I live in canada. but I do feel sorry for the people but not as sorry I thought I would be. cause they way I look at it most of the houses burnt down were rich people who had summer homes. I dont want to sound crule but I just dont feel the sympathy from people around me. how do u feel

2007-10-25 18:06:49 · 21 answers · asked by Joho 7 in Polls & Surveys

time zone too please.

2007-10-25 18:06:48 · 4 answers · asked by Marshal Jed Cooper 4 in Polls & Surveys

im a bpd and ptsd sufferer, im 30 years old. my plight now is to recover from these illnesses.....accomplish a happy life....attain things ive never had.... a loving woman....friends....move away from the uk to a nice hot place

but the problem is, ive prematurley aged quite bad, im an ' old ' 30, not a young looking 30.
im bald, i have physical imperfections, damaged nerves in my right knuckle...two missing teeth...at the front, bottom row.

i have torn ankle tendons in my right ankle..

i have a crooked little finger due to mallet finger, where i injured it.
my face has aged....dark lines under my eyes..
im trying to save up for dental implants.
but im worrying because its not like i will be able to attract an attractive partner once ive worked on my problems..

who will want me?
its all about looks now, and looking young, having a full head of hair, young skin. full set of teeth etc..

does anyone else have an opinion about this or is aged & has imperfections?

2007-10-25 18:06:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

??

2007-10-25 18:06:31 · 19 answers · asked by Your Mom Loves Me 2 in Polls & Surveys

I do, it's the worst feeling ever...

2007-10-25 18:06:19 · 9 answers · asked by Far Beyond Driven 7 in Polls & Surveys

What laws are there in Australia to protect freedom of speech?

2007-10-25 18:05:34 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

K I think Im a pretty cute girl, I used to model and work out 5 daysa week to stay shapely.
But I am very confused by a guy I LIKE so much.
he has been married before. divorced for ayear.
So he has to be straight, right ?
And he comments about how hot his exwife was and how he finds drew barrymoore and jemma jameson hot. so again he has to be straight, right ?
Well here is where is gets weird:
he told me he once got a lower leg massage from a gay massage therapist for fun.
he gets manicures/pedicures/fakebake tans/loves designer clothes/has spiked fauxhawk hair but says he is just a metrosexual.
we have made out twice and both times frenched. but he would french me and then stop after just a minute or two. then each time he was on top i NEVER felt any kind of arousal down there on him.
every other guy ive ever dated has gotten a good h@rd on after making out like that.
also he tells me how much he respects me and after 3 months still isnt pressuring me for sex.
strange ?

2007-10-25 18:05:34 · 6 answers · asked by I♥agoodhug 1 in Singles & Dating

a paintbrush with a white water base craft paint was waved and my oil painting was spotted. i am hoping there is a product available to remove them. instead of having some professional artist touch up painting which will probably effect the worth of the painting.

2007-10-25 18:05:25 · 5 answers · asked by qvhscrub 1 in Painting

2007-10-25 18:05:18 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Oddly enough the first week on this pill, the amount of energy I had was great without bouncing off walls.....nice lift.
Now I feel sort of indifferent (neither happy or sad) and a little tired, during my 2nd week on prozac.
I've been put on 25mg for my anxiety/panic disorder.
....I don't know if pms is interferring with my current mood.

Any insights?

2007-10-25 18:05:17 · 0 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

he is wheezing and it sounds like gagging or hickups. but i dont know what to do help

2007-10-25 18:04:58 · 14 answers · asked by grr. 2 in Rodents

Is it true that warm milk helps you sleep? Iam so desperate that I am thinking of going to the Dr. to get medicine.

2007-10-25 18:04:48 · 6 answers · asked by BlueEyedBlond 2 in Respiratory Diseases

What song? and how old were you?

I lost mine to steve miller band. lol =)

2007-10-25 18:04:45 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter.... First Woman : "My dos is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. Second Woman : "I know..." First Woman : "How?" Second Woman : "My dog told me."

2007-10-25 18:04:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm afraid that I'm not getting jobs because I have lots of unpaid debt, many collections people trying to collect. My last job had Ford Credit garnishing my wages. Any reason to worry that I won't find a company that will hire me?

2007-10-25 18:03:55 · 6 answers · asked by Cena's hiptoss 5 in Other - Careers & Employment

I cannot stand being around too much cement and the thought of living in a high-rise, stacked up like boxed animals is repulsive. How can you live that way? And take elevators just to get outside? Seriously, I wouldn't pay a dollar to buy a place like that...how do you feel human and live that way? I'm serious...

2007-10-25 18:03:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

2007-10-25 18:03:47 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Personal Finance

What is a quasi contract?

2007-10-25 18:03:34 · 3 answers · asked by Chris K 1 in Law & Ethics

sun, moon, mars, or venus?

2007-10-25 18:03:31 · 8 answers · asked by vickysmomma@sbcglobal.net 2 in Astronomy & Space

I am a pharmacist willing to relocate to USA for my profession. Our US friends,can you guide me as to which is the best city to stay in US i.e economical,silent,good community,well connected by road,air,rail etc? Please add a note on what is the monthly expense for a family of 3 who have recently shifted to this city. Thank you.

2007-10-25 18:03:22 · 4 answers · asked by Shardul G 3 in Other - United States

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071026/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/us_iran

will this make them poor like the cubans?

2007-10-25 18:03:19 · 5 answers · asked by Dungeon Master 5 in Other - Politics & Government

2007-10-25 18:03:12 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

my mom tells me that sometimes I talk and then goes along and asks me questions. But then I start talking gibberish lolz phew! or else she would know a lot of my secrets hehehe :)
What about U?

2007-10-25 18:02:36 · 36 answers · asked by mymelody 6 in Polls & Surveys

whats wrong with Joel Osteen? please explain this.

thank you in advance.

2007-10-25 18:02:27 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Ive asked the girl for lunch this weekend. I'm just wondering what places are really good for lunch. No crapy places like BK. I was thiking of Olive Garden or Friendlys but I dont want it to be too fancy because Im getting to know her in person for the first time. So what places are best available to go out for lunch with a girl for the first time? so that they'll go along with you perhaps for a long term realtionship afterwards?

2007-10-25 18:02:14 · 2 answers · asked by soil03 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-10-25 18:02:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Aircraft