Teacher asks her class, "What is the animal depicted on a weather vane?"
Little Johnny, the infamous troublemaker, says, "I know, teacher, I know."
Against her better judgment she calls on him and he says, "Teacher, it is a c*ck."
Teacher asks the class, "Why is a c*ck on a weather vane?" "I know, I know, teacher," says Johnny. "OK, Johnny, why?"
"Because, teacher, if it had a cnut on it, the wind would whistle right through it."
2007-10-25 18:06:54 · 12 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry, I did not get that one, I'm too French.
What's a weather vane?
And words with * in them are very often a mystery (there's another four letters words starting with "c" out there or am I mistaken?).
To make up for my ignorance, I’ll tell you one (from memory and Americanized…):
Little Johnny is playing in the wood with Little Suzie.
At one point, little Johnny needs to pee and Little Suzie asks him:
“What that?, that thing you have to pee with?”
“Oh, that? it’s my faucet.” said Johnny.
To which Little Suzie replies:
“Well, you’re not very modern, mine has been embedded for a long time!”
2007-10-26 05:19:48 · answer #1 · answered by Betty B 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love little Johnny! Can you imagine trying to explain the facts of life to him!! LOL
2007-10-26 11:50:43 · answer #2 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaaaaaha
Trust Johnny for his sublime intelligence!
2007-10-26 03:35:24 · answer #3 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Truly a gem, star for you!
2007-10-26 04:05:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-26 08:30:25 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your good Jim another *
2007-10-26 04:58:03 · answer #6 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star
2007-10-26 03:16:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!!
i think he was thinking about the wrong kind of c*ck!!
excellent
2007-10-27 06:29:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another star for you. lol §
2007-10-26 04:40:42 · answer #9 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl good one. you get star for that
2007-10-26 08:40:22 · answer #10 · answered by bonnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋