A college teacher reminded her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now, class, she said, "I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it!! no other excuses whatsoever!"
C.J. - a smart ar*e guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow if I said I was suffering from s*xual exhaustion?"
The entire class was reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at C.J., then shook her head and sweetly said, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
2007-10-16
12:33:13
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