A college teacher reminded her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now, class, she said, "I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it!! no other excuses whatsoever!"
C.J. - a smart ar*e guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow if I said I was suffering from s*xual exhaustion?"
The entire class was reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at C.J., then shook her head and sweetly said, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
2007-10-16 12:33:13 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dfjdf j - just because you've heard it doesn't mean that everyone else has!! I certainly hadn't heard it until today.
2007-10-16 13:15:52 · update #1
I don't care what anybody says, that's some funny stuff right there =)
2007-10-16 16:16:46 · answer #1 · answered by Tre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its has been posted on here a couple of times within the last two weeks but doesn't detract from the fact it is a brilliant joke.
Have a read of the past material, have a laugh and if there is anything you have been sent by e-mail that has not been on here that you can see, please share it.
Cheers.
2007-10-16 22:21:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Omg too funny, the teacher had all answers for everyone taking the test. A smart teacher and she knew exactly what he meant by se*ual exhaustion. gave him the proper t answer also. Exectent joke, 10/10....star!
keep em, coming thanks for the laugh, has me pmsl
star!
2007-10-16 16:20:56 · answer #3 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Temporary illiteracy kept pushing on the door that said pull, everybody was getting in but me, Sorry.
2007-10-16 12:38:18 · answer #4 · answered by jamarhwilliams 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Jokes. Especially the Lawyer one. Kudos.
2016-05-23 01:07:15 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO Aww Fidget you promised you wouldn't tell BOO HOO.
I've never heard this one before either so we must be a right pair of ignoramuses
2007-10-17 22:17:12 · answer #6 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tha'ts supposed to be a Lil Johnnie joke!
2007-10-16 12:40:30 · answer #7 · answered by Leff_NutZ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a joke? Sounds like a health statement.
2007-10-16 12:36:35 · answer #8 · answered by Tabonie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I give you a thumbs up for making a Brit laugh
Ian M
2007-10-16 12:39:03 · answer #9 · answered by Ian M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
omg i have heard that one like 10 times. still funny though. heres a star.
2007-10-16 12:35:40 · answer #10 · answered by on and on we go 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋