Legend has it that there is a bar in NY where, in the ladies room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie... POOF. They are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again!.
Soooooo, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room, stand before the mirror and says, " I think I´m the most beautiful woman in the world". POOF the mirror swallow her.
Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, " I think I´m the sexiest woman alive." POOF. The mirrorswallows her.
Then, an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says: " I think..." POOF!.
2007-10-09
12:07:03
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