All categories - 7 October 2007

When he gets there he realizes that he has left his wallet at home and there is something important in it that he needs. He gets on the phone, calls home where the butler answers.

"James, I left my wallet in my pants, and I need you to get it for me. There is an important paper that you can read to me over the phone."

The butler goes upstairs to the bedroom to get the wallet. A few minutes later he comes back to the phone to tell the man, "I am sorry, your wife is in the bedroom and she does not let me in to get the wallet!"

The man tells James, "I do not care about that! Tell her you need to get in! Just get the wallet for me, now!"

James goes upstairs again, and returns a minute later, "Sir, I could not find your wallet, but I did discover a man hiding in the room with your wife!"

"What? I do not believe this! OK. Listen to me! This is what I want you to do. Go upstairs and shoot the man and my wife along with him before he gets away! Hurry, now!"

James runs off again. A few minutes later, the man hears shotgun blasts in the background. James returns to the phone and tells him, "OK, I did it. They are both dead. Now what?"

The man replies, "Now I want you to take the bodies and dump them in the swimming pool. I am on my way. I will be there shortly!"

"What?" says James, "you do not have a swimming pool!"

"I am sorry," says the man, "wrong number."

2007-10-07 21:59:26 · 5 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Ten points to the most rational, detailed, and imaginative analysis.

2007-10-07 21:59:07 · 12 answers · asked by SPQRCLAUDIUS 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I noticed that a number of the powerful and successful women in my field commonly have affairs with equally authoritative men whether married or not. Why the phenomenon?

2007-10-07 21:57:49 · 7 answers · asked by Stefani 2 in Gender Studies

if uve done it could u recommend me some good website or pshychic and if youve heard any idea how much do they charge?

2007-10-07 21:56:54 · 3 answers · asked by me 1 in Friends

i want to know what is your favorite season.

******* Write a Title.


****** Give 5 Reasons why you like this season.

****** Write an introduction if you can if you can't it okay

2007-10-07 21:56:51 · 8 answers · asked by saqib 1 in Baseball

the theory of darwin..does it belong to satan?

i read in books of theology that the demons have different ''jobs'' and some are tempting us with high philosophies..etc..

2007-10-07 21:56:42 · 18 answers · asked by ACM ok? 1 in Religion & Spirituality

do you want lucky to lose the boys and liz to jason for not listen to his family when they say sam is no good.

2007-10-07 21:55:31 · 4 answers · asked by jack 1 in Soap Operas

* Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
* What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
* If we put a man on the moon, we should be able to put them all up there.
* Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
* Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
* Men are all the same - they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart.
* Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
* Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
* Best way to get a man to do something: suggest he's too old for it.
* If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
* The children of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
* Remember: a sense of humour does not mean you tell him jokes; it means you laugh at his.

2007-10-07 21:55:22 · 4 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Can anybody tell me how you deal with a Sibling getting jumped outside of skating
Rink during a party by eight people and how
Do you get over that, I mean how can you
Deal with that, when it's like crazy crowds.

2007-10-07 21:55:16 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

How many times does this question need to be raised? Im sure it has been asked 3 times in the last week.
... by the way, whos better Tendulkar or Ponting? ... only kidding. Please no more!!!

2007-10-07 21:54:57 · 12 answers · asked by champ 3 in Cricket

my sister in law says the Redskins are from Wash DC ,, I Say they are Washington State , which is right

2007-10-07 21:54:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

Only two died. But then again, every little helps.

2007-10-07 21:54:22 · 13 answers · asked by bluenose 4 in Jokes & Riddles

there are n people, standing in a circle, first person have a gun, he kills the the person standing next to him, and passes the gun to the next living man, the person who recieves the gun, does the same, this is continued till 1 person in the circle stays alive with a gun. i want to know the number of the last man who is alive with the gun.
example; n=5, first guy kills the 2nd one and passes the gun to the 3rd guy, 3rd kills 4th and 5th recieves the gun, 5th kills the 1st and 3rd recieves the gun, 3rd kills 5th, so 3rd survives.

2007-10-07 21:53:54 · 6 answers · asked by pieceof_iron 2 in Mathematics

have built four 2m x 1m boxies for a childrerns nursery. the soil is of a heavy clay and makes it difficult for the kids to dig in. if i were to add a mixture of sand and compost , would this allow the kids to dig and also grow plants next year?

2007-10-07 21:53:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape

I know this question prob sounds stupid but I really dont know all this!Whats bridesmaid, grooms men, maid of honour, grooms best man, flower girl, ring bearer etc? Do I need to involve all these people in my wedding ceremony? Who else do I need? Im very lost! A help would be sooo much appreciated. Thanks

2007-10-07 21:52:56 · 11 answers · asked by Helper 2 in Weddings

I'm a peaceful Christian who believes that all religions should be tolerant. There doesn't seem to be room for peace when a zealot can always interpret their religious text as pro-violence. What are your thoughts?

2007-10-07 21:52:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I have the vocal notes to three Halloween songs, and I noticed they are all in D minor, all the way through. How can I jazz up the accompaniment? The first lines of two of the songs are: "Have you seen the ghost of John?" and the other one is "There was an old woman all skin and bones (ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo)."

I'm doing a rolling D minor chord, but there must be more to life than this!!! (D-F-A-D-F-A in 6/8 time)

2007-10-07 21:52:12 · 2 answers · asked by Madame M 7 in Other - Music

I want to know wat are the right cleansers,toners and moisturisers for my acne skin(preferably under $$)..and do i need to scrub every day? as i hav sensitive skin.

2007-10-07 21:51:49 · 11 answers · asked by humi 1 in Other - Skin & Body

What do you call an Essex girl with two braincells?
Pregnant.......
What does an Essex girl use for protection?
A bus shelter.....

2007-10-07 21:50:54 · 13 answers · asked by debray 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Who would find him attractive if not for the fame and hype?

Nobody

2007-10-07 21:49:55 · 14 answers · asked by Exacerbate 1 in Celebrities

Gerry McCann seems to have given up work permanently. Not suprising when you think that they now have access to a million pounds plus fund. Within hours of Madeleines disappearance the McCanns had set up the "find Madeleine" fund with web page asking for donations and "fund raising" events, Gerry also managed to write his blog each day on the "Bring Maddy Home" webpage. I find it strange therefore that no webpage has been set up for the Ltd Company, detailing what is being done with the money. Surely a million pound company should have it's own web page. Thousands of decent people donated that million pounds in good faith, in response to that I think it is only correct that a web page is set up so people can see where the money they kindly donated is going. They have set up web pages for everything apart from the fund. Little weed posted an interesting link yesterday. Have a read of this and see what you think. Then answer me this question. "Should the Fund be frozen NOW".

http://forums.mirror.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=19864&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

2007-10-07 21:49:37 · 21 answers · asked by trancebabe 4 in Current Events

I have the ps2 game with 2 guitars, and i have now got a ps3. i know you can buy adapters to allow ps2 controllers to work on a ps3 (usb) but apparently none of them are compatable with guitar hero

2007-10-07 21:49:33 · 1 answers · asked by tjclarkey 2 in PlayStation

When I connect a second computer wirelessly to my router I lose the connection on my desktop. I have one wired connection which is fine, one laptop ( wireless ) which is fine and a second desktop which, when the other two are connected loses its connection - although it shows he network strength as excellent. Would I be able to run an extension from the phone line to the second desktop and use a second modem to connect to the internet? And if so how? This would basically mean that I would be running two modems off one phone line.

2007-10-07 21:48:35 · 5 answers · asked by axely1 2 in Computer Networking

I think Pulp is one of the most overrated movies ever. Totally boring movie. I think R.Dogs and Jackie Brown are are better QT efforts. Anybody else think Pulp is overrated?

2007-10-07 21:48:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-10-07 21:47:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

While Pope Benedict's luggage was loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope was still standing on the curb.

"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver," Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and now that I'm Pope, I'd really like to drive today."

"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job!

And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

"Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph. (Remember, he's German.)

2007-10-07 21:47:22 · 3 answers · asked by milky s 4 in Jokes & Riddles

do you want lucky to forgive sam for what she did to liz and the boys at the park and for jake kidnapping.or should he forgive liz for lieing about her feelings for jason and about jake.

2007-10-07 21:47:19 · 3 answers · asked by jack 1 in Soap Operas

like where you chooose how much ram or how much hd space you want.
help?

2007-10-07 21:46:34 · 2 answers · asked by Latitude 4 in Other - Hardware