* Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
* What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
* If we put a man on the moon, we should be able to put them all up there.
* Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
* Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
* Men are all the same - they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart.
* Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
* Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
* Best way to get a man to do something: suggest he's too old for it.
* If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
* The children of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
* Remember: a sense of humour does not mean you tell him jokes; it means you laugh at his.
2007-10-07 21:55:22 · 4 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I could not have said it better myself!!!
A star for you. I'd give you several, if I could!!
2007-10-07 22:42:23 · answer #1 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah some very funny love the biblical one lol
2007-10-08 05:07:59 · answer #2 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
100% accurate. So I guess if your a man, your the next Perez Hilton. And if you a woman, ........ Dike.
2007-10-08 04:59:15 · answer #3 · answered by Mary Jane's Last Dance 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All too true....guilty as charged...lol.
2007-10-08 04:58:22 · answer #4 · answered by Yinzer Power 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋