Every Sunday, Father Feck rode his bike to church. This particular day, a member of the church noticed that the preacher was walking.
He asked, "Where's your bike Father?"
The preacher said, "Someone stole it. It may have been one of the members.
"Well," the member proceeded to tell him, "for next Sunday's sermon, preach on the Ten Commandments. When you get to Thous Shalt No Steal, really stress it and you'll get your bike back."
The next week the same member of the church had seen the preacher riding his bike.
"Ah I see you have your bike back? Did you do what I told you about preaching about the Ten Commandments?"
"Yes," replied Father Feck.
"Did you stress Thou Shalt Not Steal?" he asked.
"No," the preacher answered.
"What happened? asked the member.
"Well," said Father Feck, "when I got to Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery, I remembered where I left it."
2007-10-06
11:22:58
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