Every Sunday, Father Feck rode his bike to church. This particular day, a member of the church noticed that the preacher was walking.
He asked, "Where's your bike Father?"
The preacher said, "Someone stole it. It may have been one of the members.
"Well," the member proceeded to tell him, "for next Sunday's sermon, preach on the Ten Commandments. When you get to Thous Shalt No Steal, really stress it and you'll get your bike back."
The next week the same member of the church had seen the preacher riding his bike.
"Ah I see you have your bike back? Did you do what I told you about preaching about the Ten Commandments?"
"Yes," replied Father Feck.
"Did you stress Thou Shalt Not Steal?" he asked.
"No," the preacher answered.
"What happened? asked the member.
"Well," said Father Feck, "when I got to Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery, I remembered where I left it."
2007-10-06 11:22:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fecking hilarious fidgety!
There once was a curate from Kew
Who preached with his vestments askew:
A lady called Morgan
Caught sight of the organ.
And promptly passed out in the pew.
2007-10-09 05:50:46 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
I'm going to tell this one over the bus microphone tommorrow to all my passengers who take the bus to church on the way to Dublin.
2007-10-06 11:31:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
rather good...kinda unique. is going alongside the line of the shaggy dog tale: Why do they use powdered cleansing soap interior the army? Takes longer to %. up. besides, i will furnish you a celebrity. sense fortunate reason i'm stingy with my stars.
2016-10-06 05:29:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Fidgety you're on a roll tonight,yust watch out for Father Feck,here have a star,and thanks for the laugh.
2007-10-06 11:31:41 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke
2007-10-06 14:02:37 · answer #5 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao naughty Father Feck... hehehe thx, star!
2007-10-06 11:28:41 · answer #6 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-06 11:31:52 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Golden oldie
good one
2007-10-06 11:37:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats very funny!
2007-10-06 11:26:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have to say that it is quite good made me laugh
2007-10-06 11:26:47 · answer #10 · answered by sweetypie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋