What did the Giraffe say when he ordered a cocktail?
The hihgballs are on me.
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Life is all about asses.....
You're either covering your own,Laugh it off,Kicking it,Kissing it,Busting it,Trying to get a piece of it,Or behaving like one!!!
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Mum overhears Dad telling their son about the facts of life but doesn't like what he's sayiing.So,later she sits down with her son and describes the 3stages of the willy."In your 20s,your willy is like an oak tree-mighty and rock hard,"she says."In your 30&40s,it's like a birch-flexible but reliable.But when you reach your 50s,it's like a Christmas tree.
"A Christmas tree?"her son asks baffled.
"Yes,"his mum replies.
"Dead from the root up and the balls are just there to add decoration."
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Why did the girl have her postcode tattooed onto her inner thigh?
She was hoping for some male in her box!!!!!
Star if you like thank you!!!!!!
2007-10-04
04:33:33
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