What did the Giraffe say when he ordered a cocktail?
The hihgballs are on me.
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Life is all about asses.....
You're either covering your own,Laugh it off,Kicking it,Kissing it,Busting it,Trying to get a piece of it,Or behaving like one!!!
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Mum overhears Dad telling their son about the facts of life but doesn't like what he's sayiing.So,later she sits down with her son and describes the 3stages of the willy."In your 20s,your willy is like an oak tree-mighty and rock hard,"she says."In your 30&40s,it's like a birch-flexible but reliable.But when you reach your 50s,it's like a Christmas tree.
"A Christmas tree?"her son asks baffled.
"Yes,"his mum replies.
"Dead from the root up and the balls are just there to add decoration."
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Why did the girl have her postcode tattooed onto her inner thigh?
She was hoping for some male in her box!!!!!
Star if you like thank you!!!!!!
2007-10-04 04:33:33 · 13 answers · asked by Wonderstar 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jason so that I can make people like you smile and forget about all the worlds troubles for awhile don't you think so life's to short to walk around with a long face,and yes I'm always smiling,cause I love life.
2007-10-04 04:44:32 · update #1
Because too many men are worried about what a woman thinks about them and do foolish things.
Why are you on here and not out auditioning at the local comedy club with all of those whitty jokes you are telling ??
2007-10-04 04:35:55 · answer #1 · answered by Jason 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I liked the facts of life joke worth a star
2007-10-04 12:08:05 · answer #2 · answered by henridog 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK Wonder star..here's a star for the top of that tree. I never heard that one before and you had me in stiches. I have to visit this area more often!!!
2007-10-04 11:53:22 · answer #3 · answered by ghouly05 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The facts of life was a good one!
2007-10-04 11:38:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
there really good, i like the one about the facts of life
2007-10-04 11:37:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha good ones, thx
2007-10-04 12:15:04 · answer #6 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Referring to the main question if you need to ask that you need glasses a hearing aid and a mind that is actually awake!
2007-10-04 11:38:26 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
VERY funny i love the *** one and the postcard one lol
2007-10-04 14:15:39 · answer #8 · answered by MakeAmyUp! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-10-04 12:17:57 · answer #9 · answered by kedimus4 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-10-04 11:36:08 · answer #10 · answered by my 1st has arrived 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋