I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My Blonde co-worker asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY"
and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked
"What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home
and recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my blonde co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her
"...And, where do you think you're going?"
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."
2007-10-04
06:22:09
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