All categories - 30 September 2007

There's this drunk staggering down the street with his car keys in his hand.
He keeps staggering from one parked car to another until he is finally detained by a policeman ...
PM: "What's the problem, buddy?"
DRUNK: "Someone stole my car! *hic*"
PM: "Where did you last see it?"
DRUNK: "It was right here on the end of my car key ..."
PM: "Uh huh. Did you happen to notice your fly is open?"
DRUNK: *Looking down at his fly* "Omigod occifer! Someone stole my girlfriend, too!"

2007-09-30 10:46:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

We are young family with two kids and looking to move to Colorado. I don't want to live in Denver-it's too big. Which city is not too small, not too big, is not really expensive and just nice?
Thanks.

2007-09-30 10:45:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Denver

Today, I am preparing smoked salmon and smoked shrimp
for 20 people......
with.... an brain storm...
the glaze... for the applying after the meat is smoked...
plum/garlic/lime...glaze........

plum preserves, fresh minced garlic, and lime juice.......


what ideas, impromptu things do others come up with on the spur of the moment?

2007-09-30 10:45:45 · 10 answers · asked by Rudy J 4 in Cooking & Recipes

"The Quick and the Dead"?
"The Witches of Eastwick"?
"The Machinist"?
"New world"?

2007-09-30 10:45:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think I've lost it ... happiness. I'm not even sure what makes me happy anymore. That's, that's not good. What can I do to change that?

2007-09-30 10:45:24 · 12 answers · asked by Smoothie 5 in Polls & Surveys

cause I want to put a streak in it with kool aid but my hair is to dark right now

would it lighten it enough to make the streak show up the actual color I want it (pink)

2007-09-30 10:45:18 · 5 answers · asked by Alleyanna 1 in Hair

2007-09-30 10:45:14 · 3 answers · asked by cbrownhottie77 1 in Government

2007-09-30 10:45:13 · 13 answers · asked by Dave 6 in Polls & Surveys

also does the gp's have any other expenses other than malpractice ,

2007-09-30 10:44:59 · 3 answers · asked by michaelpc12 2 in Insurance

2007-09-30 10:44:46 · 9 answers · asked by john f 1 in Zoology

tell me what all the terms are and what they mean

2007-09-30 10:44:41 · 2 answers · asked by ypina 2 in Words & Wordplay

2007-09-30 10:44:14 · 7 answers · asked by nowitzki_fan2010 1 in Languages

I don't know alot about the Pac-10 so is it just hype or is he for real?

2007-09-30 10:43:57 · 4 answers · asked by Oh Yea Its Af 5 in Football (American)

2007-09-30 10:43:53 · 29 answers · asked by lahotshit26 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Isaiah 40:10, says Behold, the Lord God will come with strong hand, and his arm (his arm) (his arm) (his arm) shall RULE for him............. This verse is speaking about the coming of Jesus.

Isaiah 52:9 says, Awake, awake, put on strength, O arm of the LORD; awake, as in the ancient days....................

Isaiah 52:10 The LORD hath made bare his holy ARM in the eyes of all the nations; and all the ends of the earth shall see the salvation of our God.

Did Jesus create us, hmmm? Did God create us, hmmmm? Did God Create us, hmmmm? Did the Right hand (ARM) of God create us, hmmmm? Yes, all is true the Right Hand (ARM) of God created us. HAS NOT ONE GOD CREATED US according to Malachi 2:10 hmmm?

Isaiah 66:2 says, "For ALL ALL things MY hand (ARM) has made, and all those things exist," says the LORD.

The Right Hand of God (Jesus) Created us!! WOW!!

Do a study on the Right Hand & ARM of God, REVEALED!!!

2007-09-30 10:43:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Why are older people at a higher risk of developing most cancers than young people!!??
THank you for any help! <3

2007-09-30 10:43:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anna G 1 in Cancer

2007-09-30 10:43:37 · 10 answers · asked by lifescircle 5 in Polls & Surveys

I would like a flip phone. Something like a Razor, but not a Razor.
Please help.

2007-09-30 10:43:34 · 1 answers · asked by footballguy269 2 in Cell Phones & Plans

Please explain why.

2007-09-30 10:43:20 · 6 answers · asked by Yahoo Sucks 5 in Religion & Spirituality

I just saw a Discovery Channel show about lying and one of the experts said that it is essential for the growth and developement of communication skills. This seems to be negating the moral issue of lying. What are your thoughts on that?

2007-09-30 10:43:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

What are some decisions teenagers make. Like most common ones?
What do you think influences the decisions?

2007-09-30 10:43:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

that thing is incredible.

2007-09-30 10:43:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cleaning & Laundry

I want to dye my hair black to go with all the black I wear.. {not emo..lol} But the problem is, I had my hair pretty long and then she said she was going to just 'trim it' and ended up using a 2 on the sides and the top is like 2-3 inches long. I'm not sure if I should do it now or what.. lol

should I?

2007-09-30 10:43:12 · 5 answers · asked by tt --AM-- 3 in Hair

2007-09-30 10:43:12 · 2 answers · asked by Rachel, Mermaid 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Find the resistance of a 5 gauge standard solid copper wire at 20oC, that is 4844 meters long.

Answer in Ohms

step by step plz!

2007-09-30 10:43:03 · 2 answers · asked by blankets3 1 in Engineering

What Describing words start with the letter R, D, P, A, R,N, T, S

2007-09-30 10:42:59 · 7 answers · asked by grαcє 3 in Books & Authors

I get confused on Windows Media Player (by the way it is set up) when storing music in the library and transferring files around as an amateur. Any tips out there?

2007-09-30 10:42:58 · 4 answers · asked by rock4u007z 1 in Music & Music Players

what does love mean to you because to everyone love doesn't mean the same thing

2007-09-30 10:42:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-09-30 10:42:53 · 7 answers · asked by cruzitolok 1 in Acura

one my of my speaker channels does not work on my receiver anybody know what could have happend to it. or did it blow out.

2007-09-30 10:42:52 · 1 answers · asked by ? 2 in Other - Electronics