There's this drunk staggering down the street with his car keys in his hand.
He keeps staggering from one parked car to another until he is finally detained by a policeman ...
PM: "What's the problem, buddy?"
DRUNK: "Someone stole my car! *hic*"
PM: "Where did you last see it?"
DRUNK: "It was right here on the end of my car key ..."
PM: "Uh huh. Did you happen to notice your fly is open?"
DRUNK: *Looking down at his fly* "Omigod occifer! Someone stole my girlfriend, too!"
2007-09-30 10:46:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well worth the star,,ha ha ha v good
2007-09-30 19:55:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that's funny! A piece of rope walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender points to a sign and says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes." The rope disgruntlingly says, "Fine, i'll go to a different bar!" He then goes to the bar across the way. Same deal, bartender points to a sign and says, "Sorry no ropes." Now the rope is mad, goes into the alley, bundles himself up and messes his hair a bit and walks back in and sits down. The bartender looks cautiously and says, "Hey didn't you just come in here?" " 'fraid not "
2016-05-17 12:59:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-09-30 11:10:29 · answer #3 · answered by Widgi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before...but still funny
here's one for you
A man wanted to determine if both his wife and mistress were faithful to him. So he decided to send them on the same cruise, then later question each one on the other's behavior.
When his wife returned, he asked her about the people on the trip in general, then casually asked her about the specific behavior of the passenger he knew to be his mistress. "She slept with nearly every man on the ship," his wife reported.
The disheartened man then rendezvoused with his cheating mistress to ask her the same questions about his wife.
"She was a real lady," his mistress said.
"How so?" the encouraged man asked.
"She came on board with her husband and never left his side."
CHeeRios
2007-09-30 10:49:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-30 13:56:28 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
class
2007-09-30 22:51:36 · answer #6 · answered by ttt 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao! thats the funniest thing i have heard all day!!!
well it was pretty funny to me!!!!
2007-09-30 10:50:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's very funny, at first i didn't get it but at the end me and my friend cracked up (laughing)!!!!!!!!
2007-09-30 10:53:32 · answer #8 · answered by -O.o- 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is funny. lol
2007-09-30 10:59:12 · answer #9 · answered by Sparky 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. It is quite good.
2007-09-30 10:56:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋