All categories - 18 September 2007

>A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish
>captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown
>together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a
mutual dislike.
>
>Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the
>auto pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like
>Chinese."
>
>"No rike Chinese?" asks the copilot, "why not?"
>
>"You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"
>
>No, no," the copilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That
>Japanese, not Chinese."
>
>"Japanese, Chines, Vietnamese.. doesn't matter, you're all alike!"
>There's a few minutes of silence.
>
>"No rike Jews!" the copilot suddenly announces.
>
>"Why not?" asks the captain.
>
>"Jews sink Titanic," the copilot responds.
>
>"Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "It was an
>iceberg!"
>
>"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah... all same!"
>

2007-09-18 20:06:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Israel

2007-09-18 20:06:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ok, I'm fairly good at computers, but trying to create a VPN is blowing my mind, I think I need a step by step guide to this, so far I've had to restore my defaults because I cant figure it out, especialy on static IPs... Anyway I have an Emachines pc with Windows XP Home Edition, it is connected to a Linksys WRT54G Router, which is connected to my dsl modem (a Speedstream 4100/4200 series) and I have tried everything i can think of to make this work, as of now I've only been able to connect to my pc when my laptop is on my linksys' wireless network, if any one could help me out it would be greatly appreciated

2007-09-18 20:06:16 · 1 answers · asked by Dark_Demonic_Dragon_666 1 in Computer Networking

2007-09-18 20:05:39 · 26 answers · asked by Zebra L 1 in Languages

or are you missing any (fingers or toes)?

Just curious...I work with 3 people that have at least one missing. However, to date, I have all of mine.

2007-09-18 20:05:38 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Whether it was an object, a person or a life style? And deep down inside you realized that it was an impossiblity? How did you cope?

2007-09-18 20:05:23 · 13 answers · asked by Praire Crone 7 in Philosophy

She has to be judged in Belgium for the assasination of Özdemir Sabancı... if anyone see her, don't tell the Belgium Police... (probably they would let her escape again)

2007-09-18 20:05:13 · 5 answers · asked by HolyWars 3 in Belgium

i dont have tartar and need to be able to make it asap if poss mainly flour salt and water but are extras needed

2007-09-18 20:05:08 · 4 answers · asked by lipglossgirl94 1 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-09-18 20:04:57 · 7 answers · asked by Mudassar J 1 in Cricket

I was playing basketball today in PE and I went up for a rebound and the ball came off the rim really sharply and smashed into my finger. It hurt really bad, but I kept playing. Then is started bleeding internally and I can't move it anymore

2007-09-18 20:04:51 · 8 answers · asked by Baptized Disciple 5 in Injuries

2007-09-18 20:04:45 · 16 answers · asked by NoLongerHere 7 in Polls & Surveys

this is the first time my periods been this heavy. i bleed all day long even during and after showers. really frustrating because im clean from shower but then i bleed so i go back in and rinse then i put on a pad even though its not dry yet

2007-09-18 20:04:35 · 12 answers · asked by Ketra 4 in Women's Health

2007-09-18 20:04:23 · 15 answers · asked by Saith 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I am using CoolerMaster 850W Real Power and Core 2 Quad, ASUS P5N-32E and 2GB Ram etc.

2007-09-18 20:04:14 · 3 answers · asked by Aman 2 in Other - Hardware

2007-09-18 20:04:09 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

i had my website made and the webesigners said i could maintain it by configuring my ftp programme and they gave me my ftp account name and password. i need a step by step system telling me how to work the ftp programme

2007-09-18 20:03:08 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

Usually it's said it was 6,000 years ago. Where is this cited in the Bible? Please give the verses for reference.

p.s. I would just like the factual answer to my question; I don't want to be bombarded with any other information about religion or the absence thereof.

2007-09-18 20:03:00 · 14 answers · asked by __ 3 in Religion & Spirituality

During three Antarctic voyages between 2002 and 2005, the German research vessel, Polarstern discovered more than 700 new species of marine life, in frigid depths ranging from 774 to 6,348 meters (about 2,500 to 21,000 feet), which included an exotic creature resembling a fossil trilobite. Any amateur fossil hunter will see in this newly-discovered creature a strong resemblance to the trilobite — a crab-like arthropod which presumably went extinct more than 250 million years ago. For details see Yahoo Group: Auldaney, posting Living Trilobite Discovered!

2007-09-18 20:02:57 · 4 answers · asked by Jeremy Auldaney 2 in Earth Sciences & Geology

2007-09-18 20:02:56 · 14 answers · asked by ?only?me? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Is there a way to get the contents out of my harddrive. Can I attach it to another computer as a slave drive

2007-09-18 20:02:38 · 5 answers · asked by John 1 in Desktops

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2007-09-18 20:02:09 · 11 answers · asked by Laura 3 in Dogs

2007-09-18 20:02:01 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-09-18 20:01:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I need to find a club thats on the strip for 18 years and older

2007-09-18 20:01:30 · 5 answers · asked by jailhouserockgurl 2 in Las Vegas

My supervisor and I ..are.. I suppose friends. We talk through emails outside of work. Now as a supervisor he is great anytime I have any questions. He's always very helpful and any situations come up I notify him and he takes care of it. Now the other night right after work something came up and I called him after work to tell him what happened he told me not to freak so I said ok and left it at that. Then when I went into work yesterday I wrote down the issue and reminded him of what we talked about on the phone and he said he'd take care of it so at the end of shift I asked him if he took care of it and he got an attitude with me about it saying yes I took care of it and it's send! I was just completely appauled by that. He never acted funky like that towards me. Then lately I notice he doesn't say Hi or anything to me anymore when I come into work. I don't know if he's just annoyed by me or what...I mean we're not close friend wise after work just email each other..I'm not sure if

2007-09-18 20:01:29 · 4 answers · asked by lauren87851 2 in Other - Business & Finance

answer quick before yaholes delete this lol

2007-09-18 20:01:23 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm not trying to sound depressed, or "emo," but just pondersome.

Do you ever question the point of living, and what the ultimate goal of life is? What is the point of life? To go to pre-school, to prepare you for grade school, go to grade school to prepare for high school, go to high school to prepare for college, go to college to prepare for a job, then go to work to prepare to take care of your family in case of your untimely demise? I don't get it. Where does enjoying and bettering yourself and the world fit in? I don't get it. Maybe I'm just too hedonistic to live the normal life, but I don't want to do all this preparing just so my family has money for my funeral when I'm dead. It doesn't make sense. We are basically working ourselves into death, preparing for the great darkness that awaits us all.

Your thoughts?

2007-09-18 20:01:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

WOW yes he was a little obnoxious, however there were plenty of cops on the scene that could have easily handled the situation, in no way did he have to be tased. Is this just a sign of whats to come or was he asking for it? For those that think he was asking for it, u r really out of touch with reality, this is just a glimpse of what big brother has in store for you. People r so naive to think that this was an isolated incident, this kind of stuff is going on all across america. This just happened to be caught on tape, what happened to freedom of speech? Honestly it never existed, well only for those fortunate to live above the law for the rest of us we never had it. People wake up and open your eyes this is only the beginning those with the ultimate control have been planning, plotting, and strategizing forever they just need to find a way to bring their charges against u. Will it be loans/bills u cant pay, havent voted in years, they r making their case just be prepared for it.

2007-09-18 20:01:08 · 3 answers · asked by DFatOne 4 in Other - Society & Culture

My ex makes around $50,000 a year but I am getting ready to claim child support and he has said that since he is self employed he will lie and say he makes $25 a month as he will not give me any money. I am sure he doesn't file taxes and even if he did he will lie on them. He said any woman that asks for child support is desperate and just money hungry. So that is what I am up against :-( He has visitation but hasn't seen my son in 2 years.

2007-09-18 20:01:07 · 4 answers · asked by jodilynn0303 1 in Marriage & Divorce