All categories - 14 September 2007

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2007-09-14 07:17:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Next time you’re on an elevator and feel alittle bored, liven up the moment with some of these insightful ideas. Guaranteed to make heads turn or your money back.

When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Swat at flies that don’t exist.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they’d like to play.
Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, “I have new socks on.”
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is my personal space!”
Fart loudly then exclaim “Was that you. There’s no way I could do that one because unfortately mine don’t come out loud.”
Before the elevator door opens shout “DING” and then laugh and say “beat you again Mr Elevator.”
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger’s direction.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “that’s mine!”
Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?”
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “You’re one of THEM!” and back away slowly.

2007-09-14 07:17:06 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

who was the Porsecutor and defense attorny and news paper reporter druing that trail?

please help.

2007-09-14 07:17:03 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Education

Hi, im looking for some fancy dress ideas, but these are quite limited for the 'bigger lady' as may quote their plus size as a size 12 to 16.

If anyone knows of any good shops within the uk or uk websites that cater for women in a size 20, it would be a great help.

2007-09-14 07:16:49 · 7 answers · asked by SilverstreaK_1066 3 in Fashion & Accessories

And just feel so proud? You guys fvcking ROCK. ♥

2007-09-14 07:16:41 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My son is 12. By established child holy writ, kids say "going on" and then the age-to-be.

I'm 38, with my birthday next week. Am I supposed to be saying "38, going on 39"?

2007-09-14 07:16:35 · 21 answers · asked by Bill 6 in Etiquette

i always wonder when the yankees play at fenway, how many yankees fans make the trip to represent?
and vice versa, when the red sox play at yankee stadium, how many fans of theres go? what is it like 5% of the stadium is the other teams fans? just always was curious of that

2007-09-14 07:16:32 · 7 answers · asked by Justin S 1 in Baseball

He is in Texas and won't be home for us to celebrate his birthday.He will be 35

2007-09-14 07:16:32 · 16 answers · asked by streetrodder 2 in Toddler & Preschooler

2007-09-14 07:16:07 · 8 answers · asked by acesup199 2 in Polls & Surveys

Since I became sexually active I have had issues with vaginitis. I am not promiscuis. doctors tell me it can come from using the wrong soaps.I have stopped having SEX and have been on antibiotics, but I still recieve Oral Sex.I am now starting to feel symptoms of infection what am I doing wrong?

2007-09-14 07:16:03 · 8 answers · asked by Pretty dark skin girl 2 in Infectious Diseases

a. nectarine
b. apple
c. plum
d. kiwi
e. banana
f. other

if other please say what

2007-09-14 07:16:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1.walk on the beach at sunrise or sunset
2.camping in the mountains(3 days)
3.comfy Hammock on a cool evening
4.recliner lined up with TV & popcorn handy
5.long countryside drive
6.swimming under a waterfall
7.bright lights City nights,night on the town
8.high rise suite overlooking city,wine or champaigne on ice,candle light dinner
9.all of the above
10.none of the above...fill in your own idea here
oh,thanks->=)

2007-09-14 07:16:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-14 07:15:59 · 15 answers · asked by Bubbles 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-14 07:15:54 · 2 answers · asked by Steelhead 5 in Polls & Surveys

saw your head off and hand it to you simply because of your beliefs, or non-beliefs, actions and lifestyles? How does that make you feel when you bash Christains and defend these peoples rights?

2007-09-14 07:15:38 · 9 answers · asked by beingbad67 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Me and my best friend have been close going on five years now and seems like were not as close anymore,however she still remains my best friend, however the thing is i have a crush on her boyfriend! it's not really a crush, it's lust.. i want him sexually . i know it's bad and all but regardless that's how i feel what should i do???????

2007-09-14 07:15:03 · 22 answers · asked by luscious one 1 in Friends

2007-09-14 07:14:59 · 18 answers · asked by Mutt 7 in Politics

The cups are all gone for the coffee, and somebody just dug a cup out of the trash can saying he would was it out and reuse it. Gross, huh?

2007-09-14 07:14:58 · 26 answers · asked by Sweet Cheeks 7 in Polls & Surveys

When was the last republican one? i am trying to find the party of morals...can anyone help me?

2007-09-14 07:14:56 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Owen Louis
Leonard Matthew

Which one do you like best?

2007-09-14 07:14:53 · 37 answers · asked by Allie 2 in Baby Names

I've only won 1 or 2 dollars,but never any larger amounts

2007-09-14 07:14:41 · 29 answers · asked by Troy K 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-14 07:14:30 · 11 answers · asked by That Guy Over There 4 in Elections

I am in class right now, writing an essay on the new cell phone law, effective July 1, 2008. I would appreciate your opinions on the new law, you know, pros and cons and whatnot. Thank you for your feedback!

2007-09-14 07:14:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

Is there something, in the event of a crash, that I can get to move all of my important files and imformation to? Some kind of external harddrive?

2007-09-14 07:14:20 · 8 answers · asked by analog 2 in Add-ons

2007-09-14 07:14:16 · 9 answers · asked by Scottster 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-14 07:13:59 · 8 answers · asked by londa627 3 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know...If You buy a condo do they usually allow pets in the communities?

2007-09-14 07:13:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate

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That is the spider. Please let me know if you know what it is, or where I can find out. Is it poisonous, dangerous in any way, etc.? And we have a one-year old too... I'm pretty sure it can harm him. Thanks.

2007-09-14 07:13:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Home & Garden

They were my favorite team for years, hell there the reason i became a hockey fan.. rumors have been floating that the original owners are trying to get a team in Hartford once again, I hope this happens

2007-09-14 07:13:42 · 18 answers · asked by Justin S 1 in Hockey

Please help me out.. I need help with all the questions about magick, our different religous beliefs, what do we do? What do I know..on and on and on!
Would you please throw some wisdom out there for the young and uninitiated..no one wants to read and study and meditate and look for answers anymore they just want exploding magic wands..( HAHA) Thank-you so much for sharing! Love and Light Feona

2007-09-14 07:13:42 · 21 answers · asked by Fae 4 in Religion & Spirituality