20 fun things to do on an elevator?

Question

Next time you’re on an elevator and feel alittle bored, liven up the moment with some of these insightful ideas. Guaranteed to make heads turn or your money back.

When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Swat at flies that don’t exist.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they’d like to play.
Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, “I have new socks on.”
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is my personal space!”
Fart loudly then exclaim “Was that you. There’s no way I could do that one because unfortately mine don’t come out loud.”
Before the elevator door opens shout “DING” and then laugh and say “beat you again Mr Elevator.”
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger’s direction.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “that’s mine!”
Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?”
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “You’re one of THEM!” and back away slowly.

Answer 1

OMG i totally did the box and ask if you hear ticking one. Someone just looked at me and got off at the next floor that wasn't even there floor!!! LOL and then i did the purse one, I asked the question and my friend was in there with me and she said yeah she was fine so it didn't work because the man thought i was talking to her but looking in my purse. My friend screwed up the whole thing!!!! Stupid friend!!! =] The last one might just send you to the hospital i like the Greg one the best. Heck i like them all!!!

Answer 2

Oh My God... how funny
How did you think up all of these? or is it copied and pasted from a site :p

you know i might even do some of these myself.. but i will make sure that im in an area where no one will know me.. haha .. and i will dbl deer my friends to do this as well.

Answer 3

That is soooo fab i am laughing out loud now at the thought of peoples faces in the elevator when i do them wow. thx for typing it out have a star

Answer 4

I like the first one, tapping someones shoulder. It'd probably be funny even out of an elevator. The twister one is good too. The rest aren't that funny

Answer 5

Wow what Birthdays! Well go to the pool and flirt with guys Bring music to the pool and dance invite teens from the hotel play volleyball

Answer 6

good 1

Answer 7

ive done the 'smile - new socks one' and the 'hi greg. how ur day?' ones and its so funny to watch especially when there elderly

Answer 8

Oh I love these, they are just too funny. It sounds like fun to do some of these just to see ppl's faces hehehe
star for ya

Answer 9

LOL im soooooo gonna have some of these - hilarious!

Answer 10

talk to yourself and hit your head and say *shut up shut up im not gonna do it *

it scares people !! hehe