All categories - 14 September 2007

A homeland security officer was training a recruit at a large American seaport. Two importers were prepared to unload their goods on the dock. One ship only had one car to unload and the second had over 20 trailers to unload. The recruit opted to process the first importer.
Well, he had a very tough time with this one car, trying to get title info, tariffs paid, release papers, etc. This went on for 6 hours while 40 workers with the 20 trailers sat idle waiting on this homeland security recruit. Finally at 4:30 in the afternoon, the car was allowed to be unloaded.
The homeland security officer told the recruit in dismay, "Why couldn't you have just let that cargo?!"


You can yawn now.

2007-09-14 11:02:40 · 8 answers · asked by quillologist 5 in Jokes & Riddles

britney spears performace was .................................

2007-09-14 11:02:38 · 32 answers · asked by alicia p 2 in Polls & Surveys

I got a 2007 dodge durango...im good with the payments ($388) but is my interest too high? my credit is like 657 ..

2007-09-14 11:02:36 · 4 answers · asked by ProudMoM 2 in Buying & Selling

for runny nose , plugged up ,

2007-09-14 11:02:29 · 21 answers · asked by adam t 1 in Alternative Medicine

My Husband had a truck and never paid for it. The debt collector wouldn't never come get the truck becasue they went bankrucpty. They ran it on his credit for seven years. NOW they have put a lein on a house in his name.... Can they place a lein after running this on his credit for seven years? CAN CREDIT CRAD COMPANYS PLACE LEINS?

2007-09-14 11:02:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Credit

Who should I start, I have the Bengals,(against Browns), and the Ravens,(against the Jets).

2007-09-14 11:02:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fantasy Sports

what do you think of him?

2007-09-14 11:02:22 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

like tin cans and such.why did they pick goats?

2007-09-14 11:02:16 · 9 answers · asked by SAMANTHA 1 in Trivia

so much that I superglued all of the shopping carts (trolleys) together so that no one can get them apart. Is this ok?

2007-09-14 11:02:14 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Lets say you feel you are called to be a Missionary, you want to serve God, spread the gospel and tell others about Jesus Christ, however you are worried about so many things.
1. Will I be a good speaker or will I be shy in front of people?
2. how will my income be?
3. I want to do it right now but what if it is not the right path?
4. I want to do it but parents are worried...

If you were called to be a missionary, pastor, I am sure you guys thought about this. How did you respond? what is best thing to do?

2007-09-14 11:02:04 · 21 answers · asked by ilovechinachina 1 in Religion & Spirituality

me and my team are in the 8th grade and every home game we run out to a song while coming out to the court and we need a very intimidating fast moving song to run out to that is appropreate
any ides or suggestions please leave them
kthanks

2007-09-14 11:02:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Volleyball

1. Do you like pens?
2. Do you have a cold?
3. How was your day tomorrow?
4. Dogs or cats?
5. How's life?
6. Do you like cake?
7. If you could have one wish what would it be (money and more wishes doesn't count)?
7. Do you personally own a calculator?
8. What's the worst you ever got hurt?
9. Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
10. Watcha having for dinner (I'm having Pizza, yum!)?
11. What was your answer to the below question?
12. How is all that stuff and, well, you know?

2007-09-14 11:02:01 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What (in your opinion) is the best looking Sport-sie muscle car Please name year

2007-09-14 11:01:53 · 3 answers · asked by Future Pfeiffer Falcon 3 in Drama

I like Dr.Pepper

2007-09-14 11:01:45 · 26 answers · asked by Cinderella 5 in Polls & Surveys

Here is the URL http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814150228
Thanks

2007-09-14 11:01:24 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Add-ons

2007-09-14 11:01:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm wondering if anyone is actually like me and really wants to know all the details of something. People get annoyed by this but I get equally, if not more, annoyed at their inability to elaborate more. If someone tells me about something I enjoy hearing everything that went on. I WILL ask why because I'm interested. People complain about ppl never being interested but someone is it's like back off. I don't think I'm too over the top, only with family! I'm generally interested in things and this can sometimes appear to be nosy, which I wouldn't say I am. I wouldn't look into things when I feel I shouldn't. I will be okay without them but I just prefer to know everything. Why not?

So, do you like to know all the details?

2007-09-14 11:01:21 · 3 answers · asked by Karl 2 in Psychology

I'm tired of all these idiots in America blaming George Bush for everthing! I swear yall would blame it on him if we had a drought. I mean, the man takes a vacation A VACATION something every family takes, and yall get mad at him! NOBODY I repeat NOBODY on here could do a better job than him! Not everthing is George Bush's fault!

2007-09-14 11:01:20 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

Thanks.

2007-09-14 11:00:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Do It Yourself (DIY)

I am thinking about moving to Mesquite NV and wanted to get any feed back about the town. How is the job market? How is the housing or rental? I am planning to visit in October, but I wanted to get more info before I go too.
Please only reply if you live or have been there.
Thank you!!

2007-09-14 11:00:50 · 5 answers · asked by Megan H 1 in Other - United States

Find the area of ONE loop of the graph of the polar function

r = 4cos3Ө

Area = 1/2 INT Ө1 --> Ө2 r^2 dӨ

PLEASE SHOW WORK! Including what the integral begins and goes until.

I can't figure out the limits of the integral... I have no idea where to start and stop to get just ONE loop!

2007-09-14 11:00:37 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

2007-09-14 11:00:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

it's french for , "the bones", right?

2007-09-14 11:00:18 · 4 answers · asked by ? 1 in Languages

2007-09-14 11:00:13 · 3 answers · asked by Sally J 1 in Geography

LOOKING FOR PAAN LEAVES, TULSI, MANGO LEAVES & DOOB GRASS FOR PUJA ON SUNDAY

2007-09-14 11:00:03 · 1 answers · asked by marsha p 1 in Toronto

I continue to hear different definitions for the word "win".

2007-09-14 10:59:49 · 12 answers · asked by anonymous 3 in Polls & Surveys

do i need any special tools?

2007-09-14 10:59:48 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Nissan

So you know how all those "smarty-pants scientists" say that the universe is constantly expanding? Well anything outside earth is the universe and it goes on forever you know? Well if it is constantly expanding, where can it expand to? There is nothing beyond it....HA NO SO SMART NOW ARE YA SUCKERS!

2007-09-14 10:59:43 · 13 answers · asked by xx Call me Lolo xx 3 in Astronomy & Space

2007-09-14 10:58:54 · 26 answers · asked by someguy 2 in Genealogy