How 'bout this homeland insecurity joke?

Question

A homeland security officer was training a recruit at a large American seaport. Two importers were prepared to unload their goods on the dock. One ship only had one car to unload and the second had over 20 trailers to unload. The recruit opted to process the first importer.
Well, he had a very tough time with this one car, trying to get title info, tariffs paid, release papers, etc. This went on for 6 hours while 40 workers with the 20 trailers sat idle waiting on this homeland security recruit. Finally at 4:30 in the afternoon, the car was allowed to be unloaded.
The homeland security officer told the recruit in dismay, "Why couldn't you have just let that cargo?!"


You can yawn now.

Answer 1

Hope you know some French. There was a common snail that won the lottery. He had a custom car built for him so he could really haul butt. He had the builder paint a big "S" on each door. The builder asked why. The snail replied "I want people to say; look at that S car go!"

(Escargot, in case anyone missed it. French. For edible snails.) You may now vomit in disgust. Adios.

Answer 2

I definitely have a intestine feeling Homoland lack of self belief chief Jerkoff is going to create an attack in Las Vegas (and blame it on al-queerda) in the process the week that i would be there in August. I have confidence no person interior the U.S. government; Dumbocrat or Repugnicant.

Answer 3

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 4

Cute.

Answer 5

lol nice job, thx for the laugh

Answer 6

nice

Answer 7

wow.

Answer 8

LOL, funEE!