All categories - 13 September 2007

There is PIZZA that can be MICROWAVED?

And yes, this DOES relate to religion and spirituality. Seriously, it does.

2007-09-13 10:37:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

My grandma just went in for a stroke i dont havemuch contact with my family can anyone tell me what happens step by step or what can happen and how long can she be in the hospital and what will they be doning to her in her stay? what will happen after when she is released ..please help......thank you

2007-09-13 10:37:47 · 1 answers · asked by Logan 1 in Heart Diseases

this is for speed and accelerration calculations and i am not good in math and really need help and thanks too all who respond

2007-09-13 10:37:39 · 3 answers · asked by pinchback_12 1 in Mathematics

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to

bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in

the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom

window. George opened the back door to go turn off the

light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing

things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in

your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all

patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his

door and an officer would be along when available

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and

phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few

seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well,

you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just

shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three

police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance

showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police

caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen

said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody

available!"





(True Story) I LOVE IT...

2007-09-13 10:37:36 · 11 answers · asked by Chantel C 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-13 10:37:31 · 6 answers · asked by go leafs p 1 in Desktops

i lurve mii goldfish it is a boy it's name is bubble cause he aalwayz blows bubble's. & one night when i was getting ready 4 bed i went over to bowl 2 say good night to bubble...! BUT he wasn't there...! what should i do0o....? (i don't have a Cat)
(ONLY A DOG) & SPIDER)

2007-09-13 10:37:18 · 23 answers · asked by april p 1 in Fish

As the international teams enter the actual competition there is an instrumental piece playing over the scene. I have heard it in other films and it has been used by several TV stations as late show intro music. It's been driving me nuts for years but no one ever knows what it is. It's kinda guitar and orchestral keyboardish.
Makes you think olympic event..

2007-09-13 10:37:08 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

How do you keep all the regular grass out of your monkey grass? Mine is surrounded by sidewalk and the grass doesn't even come in contact with it but grass is always somehow getting all in there. Is there some way to stop this?

2007-09-13 10:37:02 · 1 answers · asked by BERT 6 in Garden & Landscape

2007-09-13 10:36:28 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lincoln

"Loving of enemies is another dogma of feigned morality, and has beside no meaning....Those who preach the doctrine of loving their enemies are in general the greatest prosecutors, and they act consistently by so doing; for the doctrine is hypocritical, and it is natural that hypocrisy should act the reverse of what it preaches." – Thomas Paine


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2007-09-13 10:36:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Is it necessary? Because I have guppies as well, and I don't want to use salt if I don't have to.......????

2007-09-13 10:36:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

2007-09-13 10:36:09 · 24 answers · asked by Linz ♥ VT 4 in Religion & Spirituality

I want to plant some cilantro, basil, garlic, green onions etc in pots in my yard. I live in phoenix. Will they grow back year after year or do I have to replant?

2007-09-13 10:36:06 · 3 answers · asked by niffer 3 in Garden & Landscape

so come on tell me... what did you learn today?

2007-09-13 10:36:03 · 41 answers · asked by rachealuk 5 in Polls & Surveys

A brave knight has to go and fight in the Crusades, and leaves his very sexy, very horny young wife behind. As he can't trust her, he fits her with a chastity belt made from razor blades and broken glass. On his victorious return, he lines up his male staff, and gets them all to drop their trousers. He is greeted by a line of mangled, shredded todgers, except for one. He goes up to that man, and says," I trusted you, and unlike the others, you did not betray my trust. In return, I shall give you half my land." To which the faithful member of staff replies, "Ugg ou gery muk."

2007-09-13 10:35:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Alright i am not beautiful but not ugly!!
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee159/BreezyBaby777/HeyitsmeTD-1.jpg
Or this pic If it doesnt work
http://s228.photobucket.com/albums/ee159/BreezyBaby777/?action=view¤t=HeyitsmeTD-1.jpg

and i have a great personality!! i get along great with everybody!!!! But nobody likes me!!! why!!!! i can never get a good bf am i really that ugly!!! Please help!!!

(and i am 13 yrs old and weigh 90 pounds so i am not fat!! HELP!!!)

2007-09-13 10:35:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

i wana go online and like costamize a hayabuse sprtsbike well any sportsbike i would like it to be suzuki but ill go with wat u have. um wat i wana do is like change the colore rims all the stuff so u can see wat it lookes like in the end

2007-09-13 10:35:41 · 5 answers · asked by Joshua L 1 in Motorcycles

1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
[Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair]


2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside".
[Evidently, the shoplifter special]


3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
[And that would be how...?]


4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."
[But it's *just* a suggestion]


5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down".
[Oops, too late!]


6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating.
[As sure as night follows the day . . . . .]


7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
[But wouldn't this save even more time?]


8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
[We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.]


9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
[After shelling out money for some sleep, one would hope]


10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
[As opposed to what?]


11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use".
[I gotta admit, I'm curious].


12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts".
[Im glad they told me...]


13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: open packet,eat nuts."
[Step 3: Fly Delta]


14. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
[I don't blame the company. I do blame parents for this one!]


15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
[Who ever did this on order for this company to put this in its directions deserved it!]

2007-09-13 10:35:40 · 11 answers · asked by Chantel C 3 in Polls & Surveys

just wondering, i know u can get an enema, but if u dont get an enema, does that mean u will definitely poo?

2007-09-13 10:35:27 · 39 answers · asked by purplegal 3 in Pregnancy

I always knew this song, but never really paid attention to the lyrics until recently... wow!


Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

2007-09-13 10:35:22 · 4 answers · asked by Hippie Man Aka Penguin Crusade 3 in Lyrics

2007-09-13 10:35:22 · 22 answers · asked by Savanna 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-13 10:35:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

You take the time to answer a question and find that someone has just copied and posted 17 pages of the same and more. I prefer to read the answerers written word, not something copied from a web site.

2007-09-13 10:34:56 · 34 answers · asked by ? 7 in Polls & Surveys

Mine would be Man down if it wasnt censored..
Ill Still Kill

2007-09-13 10:34:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

Iran may be dueling with Washington over its nuclear ambitions, but when the country desperately needed corn last month, it turned to the United States.

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has made no secret of his disdain for U.S. President George W. Bush, calling him a donkey and even Satan, but when millers in Caracas need wheat to make bread, they go shopping for American supplies.

Nations like Iran, Venezuela, Syria and Cuba have icy diplomatic ties with Washington but they do not let politics stand in the way of importing competitively-priced food or feed ingredients from the United States.

Maybe we should let them starve, or in the case of Venesulea, trade them a pound of wheat for a pound of oil.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070913/ts_nm/grains_usa_exports_dc

2007-09-13 10:34:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I like family guy as a cartoon and the simpson i also like futurama
like movie i like night at the museum and more

im curious and would like to know what u like to watch

thank

2007-09-13 10:34:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-09-13 10:34:38 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

give me the answer and get 10 points

2007-09-13 10:34:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertaining

I absolutely do. People should be allowed to love anyone they want. Some people believe that it goes against the bible, but not everyone believes in god, so why should they have to follow those rules?

2007-09-13 10:34:18 · 33 answers · asked by Amanda S 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-13 10:34:08 · 9 answers · asked by marie n martinuk 2 in Fish