1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
[Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair]
2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside".
[Evidently, the shoplifter special]
3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
[And that would be how...?]
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."
[But it's *just* a suggestion]
5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down".
[Oops, too late!]
6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating.
[As sure as night follows the day . . . . .]
7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
[But wouldn't this save even more time?]
8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
[We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.]
9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
[After shelling out money for some sleep, one would hope]
10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
[As opposed to what?]
11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use".
[I gotta admit, I'm curious].
12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts".
[Im glad they told me...]
13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: open packet,eat nuts."
[Step 3: Fly Delta]
14. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
[I don't blame the company. I do blame parents for this one!]
15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
[Who ever did this on order for this company to put this in its directions deserved it!]
2007-09-13 10:35:40 · 11 answers · asked by Chantel C 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ha! Love 'em!
2007-09-13 10:40:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not sure what the question is, but.. lol
Get this...
I have an inflatable canvas raft I bought at the beach several years ago, at one of those beach shops. One of the warnings on the tag says
NOT FOR USE IN WATER (no joke! lol)
2007-09-13 10:42:53 · answer #2 · answered by Indigo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are hysterical. Kind of reminds me of the instructions I saw on the box of a hotel provided shower cap "fits one head". Glad they cleared that up.
2007-09-13 10:45:56 · answer #3 · answered by Wilddawgz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i wonder how many people actually did those things before seeing the warning... = ]
2007-09-13 10:44:06 · answer #4 · answered by Tess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow is right
here's another one
chi flat iron:do not use while bathing
2007-09-13 10:47:09 · answer #5 · answered by manaymaintnoneyobizznuzz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL! Thats funny! :D
2007-09-14 19:50:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha brilliant... some companies are pretty silly ^_^
2007-09-13 10:43:57 · answer #7 · answered by dbx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Preparation H label....Not for oral use.
=)
2007-09-13 10:43:46 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha LMAO,these are so funny, have a*
2007-09-13 10:42:12 · answer #9 · answered by McHaggis Scoticus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! I like that!
2007-09-13 10:41:42 · answer #10 · answered by A Girl With a Dream 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋