George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to
bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in
the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom
window. George opened the back door to go turn off the
light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing
things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in
your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all
patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his
door and an officer would be along when available
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and
phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few
seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well,
you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just
shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three
police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance
showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police
caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen
said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody
available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT...
2007-09-13 10:37:36 · 11 answers · asked by Chantel C 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. heres another true story
a blonde calls the police
"Oh god. Oh god."
"Whats wrong ma'am?"
"Oh god. I'm in my car and the keys are outside of my car."
"Do you have a door in your car?"
"Oh god. Yes I do. I do."
"This is what you have to do. Pull the handle."
"What?"
"The shiny thing. Pull the shiny thing."
"Ok. Oh god. Ok"
The door opens.
"Thank you! God bless you!"
"No problem"
True story
2007-09-13 10:48:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-09-13 11:12:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but funny.
2007-09-13 13:05:48 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does this not surprise me. Too funny!
2007-09-16 13:48:56 · answer #4 · answered by emtpasty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it! Can't wait to tell my dad this one!
2007-09-13 10:53:48 · answer #5 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.. lol
u make me love it 2.
2007-09-13 17:55:12 · answer #6 · answered by Jönsè 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao great one....star for you!
2007-09-13 10:49:18 · answer #7 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha! lol nice one babe!
2007-09-13 11:06:07 · answer #8 · answered by "!" 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!soooooo funny and cool.
2007-09-13 11:05:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-13 12:23:38 · answer #10 · answered by Heather 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋