A brave knight has to go and fight in the Crusades, and leaves his very sexy, very horny young wife behind. As he can't trust her, he fits her with a chastity belt made from razor blades and broken glass. On his victorious return, he lines up his male staff, and gets them all to drop their trousers. He is greeted by a line of mangled, shredded todgers, except for one. He goes up to that man, and says," I trusted you, and unlike the others, you did not betray my trust. In return, I shall give you half my land." To which the faithful member of staff replies, "Ugg ou gery muk."
2007-09-13 10:35:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha! he knew to lick it before he stuck it!!!! haha
2007-09-13 13:52:27 · answer #1 · answered by sunshine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-13 20:15:42 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Comes to show you not everything is what it seems and not to go tasting anything that looks yummy...
jeje
2007-09-13 18:14:38 · answer #3 · answered by Freedom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ah wah a gah oak
2007-09-13 21:34:26 · answer #4 · answered by Just try to touch my hat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it beyond words... Brilliant actually.
2007-09-14 06:17:01 · answer #5 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
is this a joke or a tounge twister .lol
2007-09-13 17:43:26 · answer #6 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one !!!!!
2007-09-13 18:10:54 · answer #7 · answered by Josh's Girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-09-13 17:42:19 · answer #8 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋