All categories - 12 September 2007

state and force them to speak the queens English instead of that ganster rap gibberish, we have enough nukes to take them out in a suprise attack,and restore our empire.

2007-09-12 00:28:17 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2007-09-12 00:28:15 · 30 answers · asked by A True Gentleman 5 in Politics

I am giving birth in a hospital that gives absolutely no pain relievers. All natural birth and if I need a c section I will be sent to another hospital close by. Has anyone on here given natural birth with no epidural or gas&air? How was it? Would you advise me-who is a chronic asthmatic- to have a natural birth or use another hospital? Please help me with this...

2007-09-12 00:27:53 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

I accepted the following trade, but i am wondering if i made the right choice.

Steven Jackson (StL - RB)
L.J. Smith(Phi - TE)
FOR
Maurice Jones-Drew (Jac - RB)
Antonio Gates (SD - TE)

The rest of My Team is:
QB: Big Ben, Schaub
WR: TJ Housh, Santonio Holmes, Jacoby Jones, Devin Hester
RB: Westbrook,Leon Washington, Selving Young, Turner,
K: Vinatieri
DEF: DEN
D: Bulluck, Fletcher, McAlister

2007-09-12 00:27:52 · 7 answers · asked by Sergio V 1 in Fantasy Sports

Who can guarantee security for Serbian people on Kosovo?

2007-09-12 00:27:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2007-09-12 00:27:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-12 00:26:24 · 11 answers · asked by cannystonehenry 2 in Philosophy

to pre-surge levels?

Just want to get your take on this.

2007-09-12 00:26:19 · 4 answers · asked by Mr. Main Event 5 in Military

Give me 3 good reasons not to give up on the one i love?

2007-09-12 00:26:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Her latest lecture regarded how I bring up my daughter, in a roundabout way. These arguments are always based on her warped interpretation of Christianity.

Our bodies are temples, and anyone who defiles a temple will be destroyed, eternal damnation, hellfire, I have played a part in the defiling of someone else's temple, I gave permission, I went with her, I have damned my daughter to hell unless she repents, and unless both she and I repent then I don't even stand a chance of gaining forgiveness.

So what is this heinous evil I have committed - I took my daughter, at her request, to get her ears pierced.

2007-09-12 00:25:57 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

If so please vote for Ron Paul.

Check out his site www.ronpaul2008.com

He will really save America. He cares about me the lower class working man. He will make the poor richer, save the nation from bankrupcy, boost the economy, cut taxes and give us the freedom we deserve, give more power to the states thae way it was meant to be.

he's great and the only one that gives a s h i t!

Please vote for Ron Paul


Obama has no clue and Hillary will keep the poor, make companies lay people off, kill the economy, take whats left of our freedom away and make America bankrupt.

2007-09-12 00:25:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-09-12 00:25:28 · 12 answers · asked by ♥ Victory ♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

I tried looking for the song but there are so many versions, can someone help me out ?
It goes something like "batucada is on
batucada come on
watch the dance and the down
fall in the sea , batucada, batucada..."

2007-09-12 00:25:26 · 2 answers · asked by ? 1 in Other - Music

I am Indian f 24 having a baby 3 months old. I feel my husband does not give me time. His parents and his sisters keeps creating misunderstanding between us and he believes only them. He loves me but does not care for me.

He is less educated, but very good at business. I am a post graduate. People say we are a mismatch. But I expect only basic love, care, time, respect thats all. Is that too much. Where does studies come into the picture?

We are in a joint family and he will never come out from his family for me. I tried to get seperated from him but every time I see my child I am reminded of him. I love him so much that I cant leave him also.

Anyways who will marry me, although I look good?

Is there any solution to my problem?

2007-09-12 00:25:08 · 5 answers · asked by Sweet.im4u 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-09-12 00:25:07 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ Victory ♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-12 00:25:01 · 2 answers · asked by frankie m 1 in Other - Sports

I have always had an idea in my head of the way i would love to be proposed to, and my dream wedding! Whats yours??

2007-09-12 00:24:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weddings

Bill taught His Little ChiCom Bride well from What I can see.

2007-09-12 00:24:47 · 13 answers · asked by ThorGirl 4 in Politics

In a sense we've come to our nation's capital to cash a check. When the architects of our republic wrote the magnificent words of the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, they were signing a promissory note to which every American was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all men, yes, black men as well as white men, would be guaranteed the "unalienable Rights" of "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." It is obvious today that America has defaulted on this promissory note, insofar as her citizens of color are concerned. Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, America has given the ***** people a bad check, a check which has come back marked "insufficient funds."

2007-09-12 00:24:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

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If e sees yon terrible ones lair enter ye not

Be wary that ye bad answers and reporting are as leaf to blame as not

More than one of e has looked upon that ghastly countenance

Grateful Jerry, ambidextrous25, jenn w, Leala(Layla), KD, Mistro, kobe, beautifulon, Becky, Selina, BHARTI, these I ave fear for.

My contacts as once were but now be yit avatars turned to vacant shells

2007-09-12 00:24:32 · 7 answers · asked by malcolmg 6 in Polls & Surveys

The art of farting is practiced by many, perfected by few. Perfecting the art of farting is a somewhat long, difficult but rewarding road to travel down. It is the symphony of foods and body function that causes this reaction we all long to occur. This guide teaches you the methods and mind set used by some of the worlds leading fartology organizations.

1. Your mood will play a major role in farting. Having an "I can't do it!" frame of mind will not accomplish anything. When it comes down to those final moments when its release or hold time, you just have to repeat again and again, "Just let it happen... its ok..."

2. Diet is another heavy influencer. If you're a grazer (or vegetarian as they preferred to be called) you're partly on your way. If you're older and are using **** assistance substances such as prune juice, you too have a good start. The real winners are your average North American men. Statistically Sunday is prime time nation wide for fart releases. Not only fart releases, but the cream of the crop, wake up the neighbours farts. Why is this? Have a look at the diet of a typical American male aged between 20 and 30 watching football on TV... Peanuts, chips, beer, can someone say, fart city? Its about evaluating your diet, removing the foods that don't assist farting, and focusing on the ones that do.

3. Important, yet largely unexplored scientifically is the fart event position and location. These two variables can make or break a fart taking it from a stellar world class event, down to an unmentionable discouragement. Try telling a world class pianist that they must perform standing, or telling a tuba player he must lay down during their performance. Farting is no different, it requires positioning that best maximizes the bodies ability to expel gas. Location of the fart event sets the scene and adds emotions such as amusement (elevator farts), excitement (bus farts) and challenge (church farts). Lets travel forth and delve into the world of position and location...


Leg Lift "Elevator" Position
Standing upright with a slight curve to the back, lift either leg (almost like doing the jig, except with your leg off to the side - never to the front) and allow the fart event to occur. This one is by far the most popular. Ranked best position for elevator farts for its ability to expel farts quickly and accurately between floors. The signature of a leg lifter in an elevator is the smile of glee on their face as they exit, as you unknowingly enter.

Pros: Amusement of only being able to guess how many floors the unknowing new occupants must endure. High buildings that you will most likely not visit again are a bonus.

Cons: After a successful execution of the fart, you leave the elevator and the unknowing others enter, which is fine. However, you realize you are on the wrong floor and must re-enter the same elevator. Truly a bad call.


"Imperial" Throne Position
Just a reminder that your mind associates this position with a lack of bodily control. This one involves sitting, squatting or bending down into a huddled position. Some of the worlds most fermented and catastrophic farts were achieved using this very position. Think of it as a game of leap frog, but without the leaping (or at least voluntarily).

Pros: Incredible leverage, captures the true potential of the fart.

Cons: Similar to when taking a ****, which could confuse mind and cause "dyer" consequences. This one in the car in a new suit on route to a job interview is not recommended.


Wal-Mart Fart Position
There have been so many reports of this position and its success of creating "brown air" that have won it accolades world wide. Shop as you normally would at Wal-Mart. Locate a desired purchase (at least the weight of say, a clothes detergent box) at the bottom shelf in an unoccupied isle. As you are lifting the heavy load in a squatting position, let the magic happen. You will be pleasantly surprised. At first you may point out the similarities to the throne position, but you will be in awe by what the additional weight load achieves. Weight lifters doing squats after a heavy meal know how well weight can affect fartage potency and volume.

Pros: Due to the narrow, almost encapsulating design of the isles, farts can remain lingering for hours after initial production. Many more people can enjoy their shopping due to your efforts versus the leg lift position.

Cons: Eager and usually frantic discount shoppers change isles with a furor only matched by 9am shoppers at a department store boxing day blow out sale. This can result in a by standard surprise attack and the very terrible mission abort consequence.


Power Arching
Lean your hands onto a counter top or table (or if available, hang onto your towel rack) while arching your back. If this is difficult for you to visualize, think back to your last visit to the car repair shop. Similar to the "*** pounding" position you take when getting the quote to have your car's transmission replaced. Power arching is excellent for "customer service" counters at department stores; local Radio Shack stores when reaching over and examining an expensive and ridiculous keychain that has a flashlight, time telling in 12 languages, compass and calculator all in one; a supermarket you do not usually visit.

Pros: The arching of the back allows your power conduit to be fully utilized. Less conspicuous than the Throne Position.

Cons: A warning to people with small houses or apartments: power arching in the small confines of a room in your house has been known to cause carpet, wall and even ceiling damage. Even more so, lasting damage to newly blossoming relationships with girlfriends and not so blossoming marriages.


All positions and locations have their pros and cons, it is the duty of an aspiring fart master to leverage the situations and environments available to him or her. With a bit of thoughtful planning you can start off the day with some power arching in the library; do a bit of leg lifting at the food court for lunch; and wind up the day with an all out assault on your senses with a satisfying throne position fart in the car on the way home. Remember, its all about position, location and a "can-do" attitude!

2007-09-12 00:24:11 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-12 00:24:01 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Pat has a new alnum out on Sept 18. Is this the end of train? or is it just another Matchbox Twenty thing?

2007-09-12 00:23:54 · 2 answers · asked by bpankow89 1 in Rock and Pop

2007-09-12 00:23:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-12 00:23:38 · 9 answers · asked by mark44 1 in Other - Skin & Body

i actually drink juice ..water seems to be too plain..can anyone help me to stay committed to drinking water..i need some motivation!? please help!!!

2007-09-12 00:23:32 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2007-09-12 00:23:26 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-12 00:23:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Green Living

I haven't seen my first (Sean his name was, lovely olive skin xx) for years.

2007-09-12 00:23:07 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My propane powered forklift has water in the oil, is this normal for a propane powered motor? it does seem to run fine.

2007-09-12 00:22:48 · 3 answers · asked by Nickster88 1 in Maintenance & Repairs