All categories - 12 September 2007

A fellow waiting in line, started to massage the back of the person in front of him.

Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell you are doing?"

"Well," said the guy, "you see, I'm a chiropractor and I could see that you were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't
help practicing my art!"

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy replied. "I'm a lawyer. Do ya see me screwing the guy in front of me?"

2007-09-12 13:19:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Have A Good Day......That's hot.....

2007-09-12 13:19:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what would your act be and what would you call yourself?

2007-09-12 13:19:18 · 6 answers · asked by don't touch my mullet 3 in Polls & Surveys

Like I know he meets a cat and a dog but what order and who is it he meets

2007-09-12 13:19:06 · 2 answers · asked by Amanda Bob 1 in Books & Authors

a farmer is taking her eggs to the market, and she drops her basket and breaks all of her eggs. she needs to know how many eggs she had to begin with. when she put them in groups of 2,3,4,5 or 6 there was always one left over. but when she put them in groups on seven, they fit evenly.

how many eggs did she have?

(p.s the answer is not 49)

2007-09-12 13:18:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

I know he really doesnt hate him, but Wayne's verse on Barry Bonds was trash. I have heard Wayne be ten times better then that. The song could have been way better, but it sounded like Wayne just put something together in two minutes and didnt even try.

What do you think??

Im not a huge Lil Wayne fan, but I know he is better then that.

2007-09-12 13:18:41 · 5 answers · asked by Mr. Woodcock Dilla 7 in Rap and Hip-Hop

2007-09-12 13:18:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

There are times when I would like to kick his butt but at the same time I find him interesting to watch.

2007-09-12 13:18:28 · 20 answers · asked by Debby T 3 in Drama

rebirth, new birth, or born again?

2007-09-12 13:18:22 · 22 answers · asked by Hannah's Grandpa 7 in Religion & Spirituality

Dollar hits all-time low against euro
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070912/ap_on_bi_ge/dollar;_ylt=AlRDCAxJOo3dpeSmY4txFGSs0NUE

2007-09-12 13:18:22 · 17 answers · asked by Chi Guy 5 in Politics

Well my friend has a dog.
&&
every time we walk down the street she barks at anyone thats not White. Its really embarassing for her.
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She feels supper bad and apoligizes tons of times!
So can they be racist

2007-09-12 13:18:10 · 16 answers · asked by Diana 2 in Dogs

Who are you rooting for and who do you think is going to win...

Honestly i want zack to win goes E.D. is such a pain in the *** cause all he does is talk crap thats the only thing he can do is talk ****! and danielle is just following her dad and will do whatever he tells her to do to make it to the final two with him...

2007-09-12 13:18:08 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

...just another random question lol :)

2007-09-12 13:18:07 · 15 answers · asked by mymelody 6 in Polls & Surveys

Elle?

2007-09-12 13:17:59 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baby Names

An engineer in a locomotive sees a car stuck on the track at a railroad crossing in front of the train. When the engineer first sees the car, the locomotive is 290m from the crossing and it's speed is 20m/s . If the engineer's reaction time is 0.3s, What should be the magnitude of the minimum deceleration to avoid an accident?

2007-09-12 13:17:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

the market for rhino horn has caused devastating consequences. Draw a supply and demand picture for rhino horn. Do most of the policies you listed above impact the supply or demand for rhino horn? In the case of making the trade illegal the policy has not been very successful. Can you explain why this is the case? Does anybody know that?

2007-09-12 13:17:47 · 1 answers · asked by ½ÃÂù ± 2 in Economics

http://www.flickr.com/photos/10860243@N06/1296466049/

what do you think is hot/cute about me

2007-09-12 13:17:47 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am a mother who has a 16 year old son who never really hung out with anybody until this year. Hes been going out a lot but I have never met any of his newly found friends. Is this a problem?

2007-09-12 13:17:25 · 15 answers · asked by Jamie 2 in Adolescent

neil armstrong first stepped on lunar surface

2007-09-12 13:17:25 · 7 answers · asked by fc 1 in Astronomy & Space

...do you agree that the Bible is true because the Bible says the Bible is true? This is a Fundy assertion which gave me pause. Have I been in error all along?

2007-09-12 13:17:11 · 20 answers · asked by Yank 5 in Religion & Spirituality

The walls are going to be a mushroom (grayish brown) and the sheers will be next to navy blue (almost black) heavier panels. My question is should I get white sheers or cream/ivory sheers?

2007-09-12 13:17:04 · 6 answers · asked by Lepke 7 in Decorating & Remodeling

Im Looking for definitions of graduate school programs, and what careers these degrees can be used for.

2007-09-12 13:17:01 · 1 answers · asked by Josh 2 in Higher Education (University +)

2007-09-12 13:16:59 · 10 answers · asked by B L 2 in Other - Hardware

"Somebody" put hot fudge in microwave on high for 10 minutes. Now inside smells like burnt chocolcate - not pleasant - and looks like somebody's been smoking inside it. Need suggestions to remove stain and smell. Thank you.

2007-09-12 13:16:54 · 10 answers · asked by rjrmpk 6 in Cleaning & Laundry

I stupidly didnt buy word or excell when i got my new computer. Whats the b est place to buy or get it without spending the ridiculous rip off fees it costs?

2007-09-12 13:16:50 · 3 answers · asked by blindevolution 2 in Software

Well as for me I'm mexican and hawaiian and got alittle bit of white...

2007-09-12 13:16:45 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How can i get in contact with a private peace corps-like organization

Like a company that does the same thing as the peace corps but could perhaps let you pick where you go

2007-09-12 13:16:43 · 5 answers · asked by Yume Kid 3 in Community Service

My parents want to put the dog we've owned since I was in kindergarten. I am now a senior in high school. My sister got a dog, and she is about one years old now, and we take care of it while she is at school. My parents, who didn't even want the dog, have completely fallen in love with it, and you can't even have a conversation with them without talking about her. My old dog has bad back legs, and has been having very bad diarrhea problems. I don't think it is her fault, because they never let her out. My mom, who has never liked her wants to put her asleep, BUT I WILL NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN. What should I do?

2007-09-12 13:16:39 · 10 answers · asked by cowboysblow27 3 in Dogs

Comic Kathy Griffin: 'Suck it, Jesus!'
Emmy winner says trophy 'is my god now'

This is not me saying this but her.

2007-09-12 13:16:39 · 20 answers · asked by Pip 6 in Religion & Spirituality

I don't know the place it's from, but the letter of the district is "D". I cannot look it up in a book nor can I visit a nearby coin dealer because there aren't any around. Please do not mention that.

2007-09-12 13:16:39 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hobbies & Crafts