A fellow waiting in line, started to massage the back of the person in front of him.
Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell you are doing?"
"Well," said the guy, "you see, I'm a chiropractor and I could see that you were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't
help practicing my art!"
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy replied. "I'm a lawyer. Do ya see me screwing the guy in front of me?"
2007-09-12 13:19:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious. Good one.
2007-09-18 14:15:00 · answer #1 · answered by tepania4 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-12 13:34:57 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So improve into the criminal expert asking if he could be considered screwing the guy in front of him, or improve into he asserting that he WASN'T screwing the guy. And if he WASN'T, how good of a criminal expert could he have been?
2016-10-04 11:33:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... my brother is a lawyer.... i have to remember this one untill I see him!!!
very funny
2007-09-12 14:02:37 · answer #4 · answered by plaprs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-19 12:17:59 · answer #5 · answered by OMOTAYO.A. A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-13 02:39:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!
2007-09-12 14:14:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny!!! I'll have to share that one too!!!!
nfd♥
2007-09-12 14:02:30 · answer #8 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha ha , at least he's honest with himself.
2007-09-18 01:35:28 · answer #9 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2007-09-19 06:05:00 · answer #10 · answered by Baby T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋