An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to
last very long before he would org*sm during s*x. A caring man, he was
concerned that he was disappointing his new lover,so he called his doctor
for advice.
The doc told him that m*sturbating before s*x often helped men last
longer
during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't
do
it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open.
He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck
over on the side of the highway.
He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to m*sturbate.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew
closer to org*sm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.
2007-09-11
14:40:37
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