Ewww... I can hear them having sex.?

Question

It sounds very disturbing, disgusting, and just plain weird.
Should I tell them to stop or go to anther part of the house?
By they, I mean my brother and his girlfriend.

I can still hear them and my bedroom door is closed!!!

Answer 1

lol, I think you should just listen to some music or something cuz thts rely not something you should try and control

Answer 2

Reading between the lines, it appears you are jealous of the action in your brother's room or for some strange reason turned off by sexual intimacy or both.It is weird that you use the terms disgusting, disturbing and weird to describe the sounds emanating from your brother's room instead of loud and bothersome.Plus, your only solution is to tell them to stop enjoying their own intimacy to please you. How come you can still hear them from your closed bedroom door and their closed bedroom door----I hope you are not listening at keyholes.Talk to your brother and explain the problem and ask him to tone things down some.

Answer 3

G'day Disneyfann4ever,

Thank you for your question.

In the short term, I would suggest going to a friends house if possible or elsewhere in the house or turn on music.

In the longer term, I would suggest talking with your brother and/or his girlfriend and ask them to turn it down as it is disturbing you. Hopefully you will be able to come up with something that works for everyone. There is also the interests of the other occupants of the house including your parents that have to be considered.

Regards

Answer 4

Well get a squirt gun and put some ice water in it go in and ruin there fun just try not to look.This may make them find somewhere else to jump each others bones.If they lock there door go outside and shine a flashlight into there window just dont let them see you and sneak back in before they notice your gone.This will freik them out and make them find another place also.

Answer 5

LOL. I think it's great. No matter how disgusting it may be, it's not wierd.

You need a $15 fake security camera that you can put in his room and "suddenly" find it. Quickly grab it and take it away so they'll never know it's a fake. Make threats like putting the recording on youtube, etc, if they don't stop. Here's the link.

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Answer 6

Same damn thing with me!
My bro and his g/f would be at it and my bedroom is right beside his! and i didnt have very far to go since we live in an apartment.

I would suggest aswell to call him out on it. Be blut and to the point and let him know it disgusts you. chances are he thinks you don't realize and when he knows that you know, he'll be too embarrassed to do it again!

Answer 7

You could be really mean and tell your parents. But that'd cause bad blood between you and your brother.


If you think your brother won't take it well, tell his girlfriend. I'm sure she'd be more sympathetic, and if you ask her not to mention you then it'd probably be best.

Or bang on the door.

Answer 8

oh my gosh i know exactly the feeling
my brother and his girlfriend would be going at it and my bedroom door would start rocking back and forth
in case that happens to you, i put a sock in the door :-)
but eventually my brother and his girlfriend noticed the sock in my door and asked me about it and i was said very bluntly,"when you guys have sex it rocks my door." they didnt know that i knew they were having sex so they were all embarassed. it hasnt happened since

maybe just call them out on it

Answer 9

Tell your parents. I hope they don't know about it yet because they're obviously not doing anything about it. If they knew about it, that'd just be disturbing.

By the way, earplugs work wonders...so does music. And running very far away while screaming. At least that's what I'd do.

Answer 10

If I was you I would yell at him and tell him to knock it off. If they dont then every time they are having sex run in and inturupt saying gross or nasty things that would make htem not in the mood anymore. I like pick your nose and wipe it on him or something. haha.. he would learn soon that if he wants to enjoy it he better find another spot.

Answer 11

Go bang on the door and tell them to keep it down, you don't want to hear that crap! then tell them to go rent a room. go back into your room slam the door and turn your stereo up full blast