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An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to
last very long before he would org*sm during s*x. A caring man, he was
concerned that he was disappointing his new lover,so he called his doctor
for advice.
The doc told him that m*sturbating before s*x often helped men last
longer
during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't
do
it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open.
He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck
over on the side of the highway.
He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to m*sturbate.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew
closer to org*sm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.

2007-09-11 14:40:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Not
wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the org**m, he kept his eyes shut
and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you doing?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your truck
rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.

2007-09-11 14:41:29 · update #1

12 answers

heeheehee
I not heard it b 4
thx

2007-09-12 01:17:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Brilliant

2007-09-12 20:25:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Funny! 10!

2007-09-11 16:00:45 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Old?? the joke was pretty darn funny. I'd never heard it, but I thought it was good.

2007-09-11 16:47:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny

2007-09-11 22:22:01 · answer #5 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0 0

Old jokes are always good.

2007-09-12 20:24:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

still laugh at it - it is one of the classics

2007-09-11 17:22:43 · answer #7 · answered by willygromit 3 · 0 0

hahahaha

2007-09-11 20:10:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hmmmmmmmm

2007-09-11 14:47:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

heavens - how embarassing for him and how funny for me ;-)

2007-09-11 19:29:15 · answer #10 · answered by Nova 6 · 0 0

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