Jane, little Johnny's sister is in year 8 in school and has just started her periods.She is not feeling too good and explains things to her form teacher. Her teacher says " Your brother Johnny is in year 7 isn't he? I'll get him to walk you home."
She explains to Johnny that Jane has to go home but that he must return to school straight away. Johnny is feeling hard done by.
"Why are you allowed to stay at home and I'm not??"
"Well, you see, Johnny, I'm ill."
"Ill?? you don't look ill to me, you're telling porkies."
"Yes, really, I'm bleeding."
"Bleeding??.. I can't see any blood..where are you bleeding?"
Jane offers to show him if he shuts up and doesn't tell anyone.
They go into a field and she shows him.
"BLOODY HELL...no wonder you're bleeding...someone's cut your c0ck off!"
2007-09-11
11:50:24
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