Jane, little Johnny's sister is in year 8 in school and has just started her periods.She is not feeling too good and explains things to her form teacher. Her teacher says " Your brother Johnny is in year 7 isn't he? I'll get him to walk you home."
She explains to Johnny that Jane has to go home but that he must return to school straight away. Johnny is feeling hard done by.
"Why are you allowed to stay at home and I'm not??"
"Well, you see, Johnny, I'm ill."
"Ill?? you don't look ill to me, you're telling porkies."
"Yes, really, I'm bleeding."
"Bleeding??.. I can't see any blood..where are you bleeding?"
Jane offers to show him if he shuts up and doesn't tell anyone.
They go into a field and she shows him.
"BLOODY HELL...no wonder you're bleeding...someone's cut your c0ck off!"
2007-09-11 11:50:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-11 13:13:49 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny went as much as his father and stated, 'Dad, the instructor Gave us an project to make certain the adaptation between doubtlessly and realistically. are you able to help me?' the daddy theory for a 2d, then replied, 'flow ask your mom if she might sleep with Brad Pitt for a million money. Then ask your sister if she might sleep with Brad Pitt for a million money, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million money. come lower back and tell me what you study from that.' So little Johnny went to his mom and asked, 'might you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million money?' the mummy replied, 'needless to say i might! shall we actually use that money to repair up the homestead and deliver you young little ones to a large college!' Little Johnny then went to his sister and asked , 'might you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million money?'the female replied, 'Oh my God! i like Brad Pitt i might sleep with him in a heartbeat , are you Nuts?!!' Little Johnny then went to his brother and asked, 'might you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million money?''needless to say,'the brother replied. 'do you be attentive to how lots a million greenbacks might purchase?' Little Johnny meditated the solutions for some days, then went lower back to his dad. His father asked him, 'Did you come across out the adaptation between doubtlessly and realistically?' Little Johnny replied, 'particular... doubtlessly, you and that i are sitting on 3 million money......... yet Realistically, we live with 2 sluts and a queer.
2016-10-10 09:59:15 · answer #2 · answered by chancer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-09-11 12:05:02 · answer #3 · answered by angler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but a little yucky
2007-09-11 11:56:21 · answer #4 · answered by jue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL I like it
A star for you
2007-09-11 11:54:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol dat wuz funny and nasty at tha same time lol
2007-09-11 12:11:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone ought to tell him about the birds and the bees...
lucky me, I won't have to!
2007-09-11 22:15:36 · answer #7 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-09-12 03:11:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant
2007-09-11 11:59:41 · answer #9 · answered by big dave 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was kinda funny.
2007-09-11 12:02:05 · answer #10 · answered by Elizabeth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋