On the eighth day God was looking down over his creation when he spotted Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.
He says to them: "I've got a couple of leftovers which I might as well hand out to you. I can't decide who should have what, so the person who shouts loudest gets the first choice. The first item is a thing that allows you to pee standing up."
Adam immediately jumps up and down shouting: "Me, me, I want that." So God gives it to him.
"Damn," thinks Eve. "That sounds really good. I should have shouted louder."
"Oh well," says God. "I'm afraid all I have left is this multiple org*sm."
2007-09-08
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